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All of this talk about the Worst Movies got me thinking, now just sit back one weekend and rent a few of these, they're bad, but you might like one of them.
1. Big Daddy---- Adam Sandler stars in this ignorant comedy, he thought this would be a great film about a slacker who gets a kid and shows he's responsible. Wow!
2. Ishtar--- Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman, were you smoking crack when you read the script?
3. K-PAX----- Kevin Spacey is from another planet (Imagine that), and Jeff Bridges, didn't you do a movie like this before? I thought so and it was much better (Starman).
4. LITTLE NICKY---- Adam Sandler is the Devil's son so he walks around all hunched over and uses a spooky voice that get's really freaking annoying.
5. MERCURY RISING--- Wow, a little boy has a hidden code, and Bruce Willis must find it.
6. DON'T SAY A WORD--- Brittany Murphy has a hidden code too, and Michael Douglas must find it.
7. A WALK IN THE CLOUDS---- Keanu Reeves smashes grapes with his feet, wow, thrilling movie.
8. TWO IF BY SEA---- Fell asleep before I could figure out the plot to this comedy-drama with Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary.
9. TROOP BEVERLY HILLS--- Shelley Long is a Girl Scouts leader and a rich ***** in this comedy.
10. FRESH HORSES---- Andrew MacCarthy and Molly Ringwald should be banned from making movies together.
11. SLACKERS---- A bunch of retarded college humor fills this movie.
12. SCOOBY DOO--- This big screen adaption is a disgrace to anyone who grew up on the original cartoon.
13. GOING OVERBOARD--- This movie should have been a clue that Sandler couldn't act.
14. LOOK WHO'S TALKING--- Uhhmm, mom, there's something wrong with me, my lips are moving but I'm not talking and I sound like an old man, kinda like Bruce Willis.
15. A PERFECT WORLD--- Kevin Costner is a bank robber and he kidnaps a little boy with Clint Eastwood hot on his trail.
16. BLUE CITY---- Judd Nelson stars in this weak thriller.
17. SIGNS--- Omigosh, Aliens are coming and their giving us signs in our cornfield, hurry we must fix a big meal and pray, don't you know they're coming?
18. INSOMNIA---- Oh man, I can't sleep, Alaska doesn't have any good Italian food and I've got a murder to solve and I'm not sure, but since I've seen the previews, I think its Robin Williams who's the killer. (Note: I have seen the movie, I'm making my point).
19. ONE HOUR PHOTO--- Hello, I'm Robin Williams, I am no longer amusing in movies, but I do serve a new purpose, I play a crazy guy who stalks a family, isn't that suspenseful?
20. JOHNNY MNEMEONIC---- Keanu in Sci-Fi, nuff said. Duh! Like Dude, like uhhh, hey dude, that's outta sight dude!
21. CRUEL INTENTIONS--- We're all young and sexy so you got to like this movie!
22. THE BEACH--- I'm stuck on a beach and they don't have good cell phone service out here! But oh well, I can kill a shark with my bare hands and play the flute with my feet!
23. THE SANTA CLAUSE--- I'm Tim Allen, and my movie career will begin and end with this movie.
24. VANILLA SKY--- TOm Cruise, why the long face?
25. HARDBALL---- Keanu Reeves coaches little league, gee, there's no resemblence to "Mighty Ducks" here.
26. IDLE HANDS--- Devon Sewa's hand goes wild and he kills people, so WATCH OUT!!!
27. BANDITS--- Bruce Willis and Billy BOb Thornton are bank robbers, wow!
28. FOR RICHER OR POORER--- Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley hide out on an Amish Farm, gee whatta disguise!
29. WAGON'S EAST--- Wow, fart jokes, how funny!
30. K-9--- James Belushi gets a new partner and its a dog, and this dog saves the day, ooohhh wowzers!!
31. Out of Time----- Denzel Washington in this thriller that never thrills. Gee, I wonder who did it?
32. GONE FISHIN---- Joe Pesci and Danny Glover are on a mission to go fishin, lame movie!
33. DAREDEVIL--- It's a bird, it's a plane, ahhh hell, its just Ben Affleck in a tight spandex suit.
34. WITH HONORS-- I ain't giving you this paper back until you give me a place to stay you *******!
35. THE MIGHTY DUCKS 2--- Gee, I wonder who will win?
36. THE SIXTH SENSE---- I see Ghosts, I see them all the time, Wow, I'm scared.
37. ALMOST HEROES----- I didn't know that they were making a sequel to "Wagon's East", did you?
38. DIRTY WORK---- We're opening a Revenge for Hire business, wow, what entreprenuers.
39. PROBLEM CHILD--- I'm a little ****E and nobody will adopt me. Wah Wah!!
40. CHILL FACTOR---- A bomb in an Ice Cream Truck, what a concept, why didn't I think of that?
41. BILLY MADISON---- I'm a retard and I must go back to school to prove to my rich daddy that I'm worthy of his money!!
42. RANSOM-- I'm a rich guy, I've lost my kid, we already know who took him, they show is in the 2nd Act.
43. GOSFORD PARK-- Wow, Robert Altman you've never bored me more and me care so less.
44. National Security--- Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn are security guards, is this the sequel to "Armed and Dangerous"?
45. BIO-DOME--- Is this a mall? No, it's Bio-Dome, hey we're idiots anyway, so who gives a crap?
46. CHAIN REACTION--- Watch out Keanu there's a bomb around here, I can sense it.
47. HARD RAIN--- It's flooding and somebody is robbing a small town, and Christian Slater is handcuffed in deep water and he gets free, wow, I must have missed that scene in "Titanic".
48. KANGAROO JACK--- This darn Kangaroo has my money!
49. MALIBU'S MOST WANTED---- I'm a white guy trying to be black, isn't that funny?
50. VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN---- Umm, do I really need to explain?
1. Big Daddy---- Adam Sandler stars in this ignorant comedy, he thought this would be a great film about a slacker who gets a kid and shows he's responsible. Wow!
2. Ishtar--- Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman, were you smoking crack when you read the script?
3. K-PAX----- Kevin Spacey is from another planet (Imagine that), and Jeff Bridges, didn't you do a movie like this before? I thought so and it was much better (Starman).
4. LITTLE NICKY---- Adam Sandler is the Devil's son so he walks around all hunched over and uses a spooky voice that get's really freaking annoying.
5. MERCURY RISING--- Wow, a little boy has a hidden code, and Bruce Willis must find it.
6. DON'T SAY A WORD--- Brittany Murphy has a hidden code too, and Michael Douglas must find it.
7. A WALK IN THE CLOUDS---- Keanu Reeves smashes grapes with his feet, wow, thrilling movie.
8. TWO IF BY SEA---- Fell asleep before I could figure out the plot to this comedy-drama with Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary.
9. TROOP BEVERLY HILLS--- Shelley Long is a Girl Scouts leader and a rich ***** in this comedy.
10. FRESH HORSES---- Andrew MacCarthy and Molly Ringwald should be banned from making movies together.
11. SLACKERS---- A bunch of retarded college humor fills this movie.
12. SCOOBY DOO--- This big screen adaption is a disgrace to anyone who grew up on the original cartoon.
13. GOING OVERBOARD--- This movie should have been a clue that Sandler couldn't act.
14. LOOK WHO'S TALKING--- Uhhmm, mom, there's something wrong with me, my lips are moving but I'm not talking and I sound like an old man, kinda like Bruce Willis.
15. A PERFECT WORLD--- Kevin Costner is a bank robber and he kidnaps a little boy with Clint Eastwood hot on his trail.
16. BLUE CITY---- Judd Nelson stars in this weak thriller.
17. SIGNS--- Omigosh, Aliens are coming and their giving us signs in our cornfield, hurry we must fix a big meal and pray, don't you know they're coming?
18. INSOMNIA---- Oh man, I can't sleep, Alaska doesn't have any good Italian food and I've got a murder to solve and I'm not sure, but since I've seen the previews, I think its Robin Williams who's the killer. (Note: I have seen the movie, I'm making my point).
19. ONE HOUR PHOTO--- Hello, I'm Robin Williams, I am no longer amusing in movies, but I do serve a new purpose, I play a crazy guy who stalks a family, isn't that suspenseful?
20. JOHNNY MNEMEONIC---- Keanu in Sci-Fi, nuff said. Duh! Like Dude, like uhhh, hey dude, that's outta sight dude!
21. CRUEL INTENTIONS--- We're all young and sexy so you got to like this movie!
22. THE BEACH--- I'm stuck on a beach and they don't have good cell phone service out here! But oh well, I can kill a shark with my bare hands and play the flute with my feet!
23. THE SANTA CLAUSE--- I'm Tim Allen, and my movie career will begin and end with this movie.
24. VANILLA SKY--- TOm Cruise, why the long face?
25. HARDBALL---- Keanu Reeves coaches little league, gee, there's no resemblence to "Mighty Ducks" here.
26. IDLE HANDS--- Devon Sewa's hand goes wild and he kills people, so WATCH OUT!!!
27. BANDITS--- Bruce Willis and Billy BOb Thornton are bank robbers, wow!
28. FOR RICHER OR POORER--- Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley hide out on an Amish Farm, gee whatta disguise!
29. WAGON'S EAST--- Wow, fart jokes, how funny!
30. K-9--- James Belushi gets a new partner and its a dog, and this dog saves the day, ooohhh wowzers!!
31. Out of Time----- Denzel Washington in this thriller that never thrills. Gee, I wonder who did it?
32. GONE FISHIN---- Joe Pesci and Danny Glover are on a mission to go fishin, lame movie!
33. DAREDEVIL--- It's a bird, it's a plane, ahhh hell, its just Ben Affleck in a tight spandex suit.
34. WITH HONORS-- I ain't giving you this paper back until you give me a place to stay you *******!
35. THE MIGHTY DUCKS 2--- Gee, I wonder who will win?
36. THE SIXTH SENSE---- I see Ghosts, I see them all the time, Wow, I'm scared.
37. ALMOST HEROES----- I didn't know that they were making a sequel to "Wagon's East", did you?
38. DIRTY WORK---- We're opening a Revenge for Hire business, wow, what entreprenuers.
39. PROBLEM CHILD--- I'm a little ****E and nobody will adopt me. Wah Wah!!
40. CHILL FACTOR---- A bomb in an Ice Cream Truck, what a concept, why didn't I think of that?
41. BILLY MADISON---- I'm a retard and I must go back to school to prove to my rich daddy that I'm worthy of his money!!
42. RANSOM-- I'm a rich guy, I've lost my kid, we already know who took him, they show is in the 2nd Act.
43. GOSFORD PARK-- Wow, Robert Altman you've never bored me more and me care so less.
44. National Security--- Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn are security guards, is this the sequel to "Armed and Dangerous"?
45. BIO-DOME--- Is this a mall? No, it's Bio-Dome, hey we're idiots anyway, so who gives a crap?
46. CHAIN REACTION--- Watch out Keanu there's a bomb around here, I can sense it.
47. HARD RAIN--- It's flooding and somebody is robbing a small town, and Christian Slater is handcuffed in deep water and he gets free, wow, I must have missed that scene in "Titanic".
48. KANGAROO JACK--- This darn Kangaroo has my money!
49. MALIBU'S MOST WANTED---- I'm a white guy trying to be black, isn't that funny?
50. VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN---- Umm, do I really need to explain?
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