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  • TOP 50 REALLY BAD MOVIES Since 1980

    All of this talk about the Worst Movies got me thinking, now just sit back one weekend and rent a few of these, they're bad, but you might like one of them.


    1. Big Daddy---- Adam Sandler stars in this ignorant comedy, he thought this would be a great film about a slacker who gets a kid and shows he's responsible. Wow!
    2. Ishtar--- Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman, were you smoking crack when you read the script?
    3. K-PAX----- Kevin Spacey is from another planet (Imagine that), and Jeff Bridges, didn't you do a movie like this before? I thought so and it was much better (Starman).
    4. LITTLE NICKY---- Adam Sandler is the Devil's son so he walks around all hunched over and uses a spooky voice that get's really freaking annoying.
    5. MERCURY RISING--- Wow, a little boy has a hidden code, and Bruce Willis must find it.
    6. DON'T SAY A WORD--- Brittany Murphy has a hidden code too, and Michael Douglas must find it.
    7. A WALK IN THE CLOUDS---- Keanu Reeves smashes grapes with his feet, wow, thrilling movie.
    8. TWO IF BY SEA---- Fell asleep before I could figure out the plot to this comedy-drama with Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary.
    9. TROOP BEVERLY HILLS--- Shelley Long is a Girl Scouts leader and a rich ***** in this comedy.
    10. FRESH HORSES---- Andrew MacCarthy and Molly Ringwald should be banned from making movies together.
    11. SLACKERS---- A bunch of retarded college humor fills this movie.
    12. SCOOBY DOO--- This big screen adaption is a disgrace to anyone who grew up on the original cartoon.
    13. GOING OVERBOARD--- This movie should have been a clue that Sandler couldn't act.
    14. LOOK WHO'S TALKING--- Uhhmm, mom, there's something wrong with me, my lips are moving but I'm not talking and I sound like an old man, kinda like Bruce Willis.
    15. A PERFECT WORLD--- Kevin Costner is a bank robber and he kidnaps a little boy with Clint Eastwood hot on his trail.
    16. BLUE CITY---- Judd Nelson stars in this weak thriller.
    17. SIGNS--- Omigosh, Aliens are coming and their giving us signs in our cornfield, hurry we must fix a big meal and pray, don't you know they're coming?
    18. INSOMNIA---- Oh man, I can't sleep, Alaska doesn't have any good Italian food and I've got a murder to solve and I'm not sure, but since I've seen the previews, I think its Robin Williams who's the killer. (Note: I have seen the movie, I'm making my point).
    19. ONE HOUR PHOTO--- Hello, I'm Robin Williams, I am no longer amusing in movies, but I do serve a new purpose, I play a crazy guy who stalks a family, isn't that suspenseful?
    20. JOHNNY MNEMEONIC---- Keanu in Sci-Fi, nuff said. Duh! Like Dude, like uhhh, hey dude, that's outta sight dude!
    21. CRUEL INTENTIONS--- We're all young and sexy so you got to like this movie!
    22. THE BEACH--- I'm stuck on a beach and they don't have good cell phone service out here! But oh well, I can kill a shark with my bare hands and play the flute with my feet!
    23. THE SANTA CLAUSE--- I'm Tim Allen, and my movie career will begin and end with this movie.
    24. VANILLA SKY--- TOm Cruise, why the long face?
    25. HARDBALL---- Keanu Reeves coaches little league, gee, there's no resemblence to "Mighty Ducks" here.
    26. IDLE HANDS--- Devon Sewa's hand goes wild and he kills people, so WATCH OUT!!!
    27. BANDITS--- Bruce Willis and Billy BOb Thornton are bank robbers, wow!
    28. FOR RICHER OR POORER--- Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley hide out on an Amish Farm, gee whatta disguise!
    29. WAGON'S EAST--- Wow, fart jokes, how funny!
    30. K-9--- James Belushi gets a new partner and its a dog, and this dog saves the day, ooohhh wowzers!!
    31. Out of Time----- Denzel Washington in this thriller that never thrills. Gee, I wonder who did it?
    32. GONE FISHIN---- Joe Pesci and Danny Glover are on a mission to go fishin, lame movie!
    33. DAREDEVIL--- It's a bird, it's a plane, ahhh hell, its just Ben Affleck in a tight spandex suit.
    34. WITH HONORS-- I ain't giving you this paper back until you give me a place to stay you *******!
    35. THE MIGHTY DUCKS 2--- Gee, I wonder who will win?
    36. THE SIXTH SENSE---- I see Ghosts, I see them all the time, Wow, I'm scared.
    37. ALMOST HEROES----- I didn't know that they were making a sequel to "Wagon's East", did you?
    38. DIRTY WORK---- We're opening a Revenge for Hire business, wow, what entreprenuers.
    39. PROBLEM CHILD--- I'm a little ****E and nobody will adopt me. Wah Wah!!
    40. CHILL FACTOR---- A bomb in an Ice Cream Truck, what a concept, why didn't I think of that?
    41. BILLY MADISON---- I'm a retard and I must go back to school to prove to my rich daddy that I'm worthy of his money!!
    42. RANSOM-- I'm a rich guy, I've lost my kid, we already know who took him, they show is in the 2nd Act.
    43. GOSFORD PARK-- Wow, Robert Altman you've never bored me more and me care so less.
    44. National Security--- Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn are security guards, is this the sequel to "Armed and Dangerous"?
    45. BIO-DOME--- Is this a mall? No, it's Bio-Dome, hey we're idiots anyway, so who gives a crap?
    46. CHAIN REACTION--- Watch out Keanu there's a bomb around here, I can sense it.
    47. HARD RAIN--- It's flooding and somebody is robbing a small town, and Christian Slater is handcuffed in deep water and he gets free, wow, I must have missed that scene in "Titanic".
    48. KANGAROO JACK--- This darn Kangaroo has my money!
    49. MALIBU'S MOST WANTED---- I'm a white guy trying to be black, isn't that funny?
    50. VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN---- Umm, do I really need to explain?
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    If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


    The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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    Wow did you write all that yourself?

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    • #3
      BIG DADDY!!!

      LOL, I love that movie....
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      • #4
        Re: TOP 50 REALLY BAD MOVIES Since 1980

        Originally posted by dhall26

        3. K-PAX----- Kevin Spacey is from another planet (Imagine that), and Jeff Bridges, didn't you do a movie like this before? I thought so and it was much better (Starman).
        5. MERCURY RISING--- Wow, a little boy has a hidden code, and Bruce Willis must find it.
        36. THE SIXTH SENSE---- I see Ghosts, I see them all the time, Wow, I'm scared.
        42. RANSOM-- I'm a rich guy, I've lost my kid, we already know who took him, they show is in the 2nd Act.
        I have to quarel with you about these.

        K-Pax is redeming based on the sheer philosophy of the Kevin Spacey character. It's so on the mark, but so many people live their lives without it...

        Mercury Rising is poignant, to many who have disabled family members. My sister has Downs, and many of the characteristics of the boy ("boys have a peenis...", not Downs) are very well done...

        The Sixth Sense has value in my book, because I didn't know the twist when I saw it...EIGHT weeks after release. And no, I don't live with Osama in a cave.

        Ransom While obviously a "B" film formula, this film rises above your list for the same reason you put it there...Gary Sinise.

        I would like to know what your TOP 50 would be....
        ...And [sic 'he'] is given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth....

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        • #5
          Re: Re: TOP 50 REALLY BAD MOVIES Since 1980

          Originally posted by palehorse
          I have to quarel with you about these.

          K-Pax is redeming based on the sheer philosophy of the Kevin Spacey character. It's so on the mark, but so many people live their lives without it...

          Mercury Rising is poignant, to many who have disabled family members. My sister has Downs, and many of the characteristics of the boy ("boys have a peenis...", not Downs) are very well done...

          The Sixth Sense has value in my book, because I didn't know the twist when I saw it...EIGHT weeks after release. And no, I don't live with Osama in a cave.

          Ransom While obviously a "B" film formula, this film rises above your list for the same reason you put it there...Gary Sinise.

          I would like to know what your TOP 50 would be....



          Again, these are just my observations and opinions, "The Sixth Sense" was okay, I just didn't believe it was worth the hype and I thought a littler film on the same subject was much better it was called "Stir of Echoes" and a lot of people didn't even see it.

          M. Night Shyamalan doesn't make good films in my opinions he tries to be creepy but doesn't ever pull it off. Unbelievable and Signs were both boring.
          [QUOTE]
          If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


          The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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          • #6
            Sixth Sense was the only half-way decent film of M.S.'s career, no doubt about it. And your right, the reason it got so much hype, is probably due to the lack of quality films that came out in the months around it.

            Stir of Echos, with Kevin "Everyone works with me" Bacon was truely creepy. I can still see the breaking fingernails on the wooden floor....
            ...And [sic 'he'] is given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth....

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            • #7
              Gigli-Bennifer or was
              Ishatar
              The Adventures of Plato Nash
              Heaven's Gate
              Waterworld
              The Postman

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              • #8
                i agree with most of them except the sixth sence and ransom good movies in my opinion, bad in yours.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Passepartout
                  Gigli-Bennifer or was
                  Ishatar
                  The Adventures of Plato Nash
                  Heaven's Gate
                  Waterworld
                  The Postman
                  yeah, I meant to add The Postman, haven't seen Gigli yet, and I liked Adventures of Pluto Nash, I mean it wasn't a classic by any means but it was better than Vampire in Brooklyn.
                  [QUOTE]
                  If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


                  The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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                  • #10
                    Big Daddy should be nowhere near this list. It was one of Sandler's best. I've got to put Starsky and Hutch on my list though...with a cast like it had...it should of been much better.
                    BroncoCy: Quality posting since Nov 2003

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                    • #11
                      Both great movies...
                      Big Daddy
                      LITTLE NICKY
                      Ozzy


                      The "New Black Sabbath"

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                      • #12
                        Sooper Troopers........about some so called Cops in VT.
                        Although..........it did remind me of some Sherrifs? ect. in the area.

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                        • #13
                          Except for Godsford Park, I pretty much agree with everything else on there.

                          But every Adam Sandler and Chris Farley movie should be on that list.

                          As should Wes Craven's "They", as previously discussed.

                          Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BroncoCy
                            Big Daddy should be nowhere near this list. It was one of Sandler's best. I've got to put Starsky and Hutch on my list though...with a cast like it had...it should of been much better.

                            If Big Daddy was his best, then he's got serious issues.


                            Like I said before, Big Daddy was done before, there were several guy gets kid movies before that one, and they were much funnier.
                            [QUOTE]
                            If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


                            The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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                            • #15
                              Mr Deeds has to be on there, I think that is the single worst movie I have ever seen!

                              Also the zombies from dawn of the dead, their make up is coming off for christs sake! Granted it was made in 70s/80s but c'mon guys!

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