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  • #16
    LOL I hate clothes.
    That's all you need to know....


    I have to go to work now...

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    • #17
      Not that you need to know this, but since you asked...here goes.

      At 7 o'clock every morning, without fail, I take my "Morning Dump", and I always bring the New York Post in with me.

      I read the Sports Pages until I've finshed every article I want to read or my legs fall asleep, whichever comes first.

      And I can't take my shirt off because I wear the jammies with the feet and the trap-door. I just pop & drop.

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      • #18
        This whole thread is......

        TMI

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Broncs Bomber
          Not that you need to know this, but since you asked...here goes.

          At 7 o'clock every morning, without fail, I take my "Morning Dump", and I always bring the New York Post in with me.

          I read the Sports Pages until I've finshed every article I want to read or my legs fall asleep, whichever comes first.

          And I can't take my shirt off because I wear the jammies with the feet and the trap-door. I just pop & drop.
          hahahahahaha....... did i just read what i think i read?
          mum's the word.. cause it seems no matter what i say right here, it always gets deleted.

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          • #20
            You sure did.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by GoDenver
              hahahahahaha....... did i just read what i think i read?
              Only you know the answer to that question.

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              • #22
                This thread is just too funny. My old roommate used to strip down naked when he crapped. I found this out at work one night when I went into the bathroom and his clothes were hanging over the stall door. I didn't know others did it too.

                My only weird ritual is I have to read something, and I never have anything good in there. So it ends up being the back of a deodorant or shampoo bottle. But hey, it does the job and I know all the ingredients of everything in my bathroom :p
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                • #23
                  You people are silly...I've never taken off my shirt or stripped down, or have to have something to read. The only thing is, when the floor is wet, dirty, or if I'm about to take a shower, I take my pants & drawers off to keep them safe. Wait maybe that is silly. Another thing I do is get a few squares of tissue and put them in the toilet water so when my Unuk (that means Sh*t) hits the water it doesn't splash my a*s.


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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Uula Bear
                    You people are silly...I've never taken off my shirt or stripped down, or have to have something to read. The only thing is, when the floor is wet, dirty, or if I'm about to take a shower, I take my pants & drawers off to keep them safe. Wait maybe that is silly. Another thing I do is get a few squares of tissue and put them in the toilet water so when my Unuk (that means Sh*t) hits the water it doesn't splash my a*s.
                    thats actually a damn good idea, i hate the a*s splashage
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Uula Bear
                      Another thing I do is get a few squares of tissue and put them in the toilet water so when my Unuk (that means Sh*t) hits the water it doesn't splash my a*s.
                      funniest post of all time right here. I do take off my shirt though, don't know why but it just seems more convinient when wipping

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