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    One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside
    the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames.

    The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around. When
    the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
    president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas
    are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I
    will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

    Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
    desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
    offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
    company's secret files.

    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came
    into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire
    company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's
    amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these
    Norwegian's, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the
    plant.....and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

    Outside the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off
    and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen
    before. Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished the
    fire and saved the secret formulas.

    The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such
    a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over
    to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire

    The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film
    asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

    "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve
    do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck
    when do native Americans become human and not mascots

  • #2
    arapahos though for the day

    Handle every situation like a dog

    If you can't eat it or screw it,

    Pee on it and walk away

    when do native Americans become human and not mascots


    • #3
      Good one rap....
      Tony G

      The Chefs


      • #4
        I love the first joke.