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[PatsCrowEater]

Update from Camp Tranquility

Manny Ramirez showed up at ST today three days before he was expected. Manny is in tremendous physical shape and received a loud ovation from his adoring fans when he took the field.

Update from Camp Chaos

Rather than concentrating on getting ready for the regular season, Mariano Rivera was instead more interested on who he might be playing for next year. He ruled out Boston as a potential suitor saying too much has happened between the two teams for him to consider coming here.


It will be my pleasure to provide more info from the two camps as it becomes available.

[LiquidBlue]

Update from Camp Tranquility

Manny Ramirez showed up at ST today three days before he was expected. Manny is in tremendous physical shape and received a loud ovation from his adoring fans when he took the field.

Update from Camp Chaos

Rather than concentrating on getting ready for the regular season, Mariano Rivera was instead more interested on who he might be playing for next year. He ruled out Boston as a potential suitor saying too much has happened between the two teams for him to consider coming here.

It will be my pleasure to provide more info from the two camps as it becomes available.

Sounds like a Johnny Damon quote...only jumbled around a bit.

[RunYouOver]

Update from Camp Tranquility

Manny Ramirez showed up at ST today three days before he was expected. Manny is in tremendous physical shape and received a loud ovation from his adoring fans when he took the field.

Update from Camp Chaos

Rather than concentrating on getting ready for the regular season, Mariano Rivera was instead more interested on who he might be playing for next year. He ruled out Boston as a potential suitor saying too much has happened between the two teams for him to consider coming here.


It will be my pleasure to provide more info from the two camps as it becomes available.

I'm pretty sure a reporter asked him if he'd play for Boston next year in a press conference.

I don't think it's fair to say that's what he WANTED to talk about

[LiquidBlue]

Just look at that machine.

[PatsCrowEater]

Just look at that machine.

and just look how happy his adoring fans are to see him.

We're just one big happy family here at RSN.

[keithbishop]

Update from Camp Tranquility

Manny Ramirez showed up at ST today three days before he was expected. Manny is in tremendous physical shape and received a loud ovation from his adoring fans when he took the field.

Update from Camp Chaos

Rather than concentrating on getting ready for the regular season, Mariano Rivera was instead more interested on who he might be playing for next year. He ruled out Boston as a potential suitor saying too much has happened between the two teams for him to consider coming here.


It will be my pleasure to provide more info from the two camps as it becomes available.

Nice spin, buddy .

Love it.... Manny shows up on Feb. 26th and he's 3 days early.

Mo says MUCH less than Schilling about who he will be playing for in 2007 and Schilling's comments are forgotten.

Keep up the good work.

[keithbishop]

I'm pretty sure a reporter asked him if he'd play for Boston next year in a press conference.

I don't think it's fair to say that's what he WANTED to talk about

It's OK.... now I don't have to make up a story from camp Chaos. Hell, PCE hasn't even mentioned that Jeter threw a chair at A-Rod after Sunday's practice.

[PatsCrowEater]

It's OK.... now I don't have to make up a story from camp Chaos. Hell, PCE hasn't even mentioned that Jeter threw a chair at A-Rod after Sunday's practice.

Are you sure it was just a chair? I thought he threw a complete dinette set.

[bengaaaaals1688]

Are you sure it was just a chair? I thought he threw a complete dinette set.

I heard A-Rod broke up with Jeter and he threw an iron at him.

[keithbishop]

Are you sure it was just a chair? I thought he threw a complete dinette set.

Busted. I was hoping you hadn't read the story yet. I guess it all goes back to Jeter getting word of A-Rod's attempt to hire Tanya Harding and co. to take him out.

It's getting so out of hand that I'm leaning towards being a red sox fan this season .

[PatsCrowEater]

Busted. I was hoping you hadn't read the story yet. I guess it all goes back to Jeter getting word of A-Rod's attempt to hire Tanya Harding and co. to take him out.

It's getting so out of hand that I'm leaning towards being a red sox fan this season .

You really should. It's Matsazuka Mania over here and we're having a blast.

You just have to learn to look away anytime they show Tom Werner on TV. He looks very goofy wearing his Dockers and he talks like figure skater Brian Boitano.

[DawgFanatic]

Im looking forward for the new pitcher the Sox got, i kno his name, but can't spell it...

I look forward for the red sox and the blue jays to battle it out for the divison title this fall..

[LiquidBlue]

You really should. It's Matsazuka Mania over here and we're having a blast.

You just have to learn to look away anytime they show Tom Werner on TV. He looks very goofy wearing his Dockers and he talks like figure skater Brian Boitano.

UGH! TOM WERNER.

[keithbishop]

You really should. It's Matsazuka Mania over here and we're having a blast.

You just have to learn to look away anytime they show Tom Werner on TV. He looks very goofy wearing his Dockers and he talks like figure skater Brian Boitano.

You're absolutely correct. Will my negative statements against the red sox be forgiven?? Is there some kind of "witness protection program"?? I'm feeling some heat for telling the truth about Jeter/A-Rod.

Things got much, much worse in the locker room. I just finished listening to a recording and have transcripted it for all my new friends in my soon-to-be home, RSN :

Jeter : "I am no longer the Godfather of your stinkin' Daughter!!!"

A-Rod: "I'm the straw that stirs the drink. I should be the SS and team Captain."

Jeter: "Oh Yeah??? You're Ugly!!!"

A-Rod: "Oh Yeah??? YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL!!!!!

34 Yankees were injured in the ensuing melee, including 12 that received broken collarbones AND broken throwing arms:
Jorge Posada
Robinson Cano
Bobby Abreu
Johnny Damon
Hideki Matsui
Jason Giambi
Chien-Ming Wang
Andy Pettitte
Mike Mussina
Mariano Rivera
Scott Proctor
Kyle Farnsworth


None of the injuries were DIRECTLY caused by Jeter or A-Rod (they both hit like girls). Someone bumped into Kyle Farnsworth, who snapped....tearing through the locker room like the Tasmanian Devil.

The Yankees 2007 season has ended before it even began.

[LiquidBlue]

Who CARES about Scott Proctor anyway?

I'm glad to see Farnsworth still has that fire.