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  • A perfect solution to the Peyton Manning questions

    Why not switch Peyton Manning with one of the other starting quarterbacks in the NFL?

    Here's the choices, in no particular order:

    32. Brian Hoyer - Nice

    31. Blake Bortles - Kinda like Brock Osweiler except he's starting.

    30. Jameis Winston - Has more starting experience than Brock Osweiler

    29. Marcus Mariota - Nothing wrong with him that 5 years on the job won't cure.

    28. Josh McCown - Only thing missing on his resume is a win against the Broncos (maybe next week)

    27. Tyrod Taylor - Greatest QB in history to never have done anything - yet.

    26. Kirk Cousins - Unlike Peyton Manning, only throws interceptions when necessary to lose games.

    25. Derrick Carr - Up and comer who never throws interceptions (unless playing the Broncos).

    24. Teddy Bridgewater - Already been here this season and looked way better than - whoops, he lost.

    23. Ryan Fitzpatrick - Now there's a guy you could learn to love if he'd shave the stupid beard.

    22. Nick Foles - He just gets better and better every time he gets traded.

    21. Matthew Stafford - Great arm stength, sitting on the bench may make him even stronger.

    20. Ryan Tannehill - Already achieved potential in matrimony. With coaching change may acheive potential on the field.

    19. Colin Kaepernick - Never met a pocket he could throw from.

    18. Alex Smith - With a game manager, you can spend your energy cheering on the defense.

    17. Cam Newton - Now we're getting somewhere. A team guy that shows some emotion when he scores.

    16. Sam Bradford - If Chip Kelly thinks you're good, you must be.

    15. Jay Cutler - Lot's of connections with the Broncos. A natural fit. Yeah right. He'll give you fits.

    14. Joe Flacco - Always wins playoff games with long passes that make defenders mistime their jump on the ball.

    13. Russell Wilson - Doesn't let good running attack deflect attention from himself.

    12. Eli Manning - One Manning per decade is the maximum allowed.

    11. Andrew Luck - Has already replaced Peyton Manning once, too busy being injured and growing beard to do it twice.

    10. Andy Dalton - Peyton can't win playoff games. With Andy, uhh

    9. Matt Ryan - Denver + Ice. Sounds like a nice fit while getting a sure playoff winner.

    8. Drew Brees - Only two active players ahead of him in all time stats plus he ages well unless he's injured.

    7. Carson Palmer - Time for the Broncos to move on to a younger player.

    6. Phillip Rivers - Lots of experience playing at Mile High. Might work except for the epic fan implosion.

    4. Ben Roethlisberger - Bring him in tomorrow, put him on IR and start Brock.

    3. Tony Romo - Bring him in tomorrow, put him on IR, and start Brock.

    2. Aaron Rodgers - He is coming in, but not for 3 weeks. See how well he does against a REAL defense.

    1. Tom Brady - Down to this. If you want a cheating, self-centered prima donna that's had the luxury of playing with the same coach in the same system for his entire career, he's your man.

    Take your pick. Peyton Manning or ?????????

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    At this point in time, any of them. Because just about any of them could do what Kubiak is asking and we'd have a coach we hired on the same page with his QB. Instead we have coach trying to prop up a falling star instead of doing what he wants.

    Kubiak made Matt Schaub look good because at least Schaub could be on the same page. Manning can't even open Kubiaks book.
    Last edited by MegaOrange; 10-12-2015, 07:13 PM.
    Anybody know how to get out of Plan A? - Elway

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    • #3
      I would take 1,2,9 and 12. The rest either aren't as good as Manning or are injury prone.

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      • #4
        Why don't the choices include: Steve Tensi; Scotty Glacken; Jim LeClair; Marlin Briscoe, Pete Liske; and, Alan Pastrana?
        "Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes." ~ Publilius Syrus

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        • #5
          Originally posted by samparnell View Post
          Why don't the choices include: Steve Tensi; Scotty Glacken; Jim LeClair; Marlin Briscoe, Pete Liske; and, Alan Pastrana?
          What's the matter Sam? No love for Steve DeBerg?

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          • #6
            I mean seriously couldnt we just call one of the OTHER QBs related to our team, Elway is only 50ish and hey Kubiak was gonna be good until Elway came along lol. we could use them switch them out every other play and BAM we got ourselves a Super Bowl Win! Lets do this!
            GO BRONCOS AFC Champs!!!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bronco51 View Post
              What's the matter Sam? No love for Steve DeBerg?
              The OP's screen name is Steve Tensi. All those guys I listed played with him, 1967-1970. DeBerg came over ten years later.
              "Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes." ~ Publilius Syrus

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              • #8
                Realistically, we would be a better team with most of those guys instead of Manning. Manning is a bottom 5-10 QB at this point.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by stevetensi View Post
                  Why not switch Peyton Manning with one of the other starting quarterbacks in the NFL?

                  Here's the choices, in no particular order:

                  32. Brian Hoyer - Nice

                  31. Blake Bortles - Kinda like Brock Osweiler except he's starting.

                  30. Jameis Winston - Has more starting experience than Brock Osweiler

                  29. Marcus Mariota - Nothing wrong with him that 5 years on the job won't cure.

                  28. Josh McCown - Only thing missing on his resume is a win against the Broncos (maybe next week)

                  27. Tyrod Taylor - Greatest QB in history to never have done anything - yet.

                  26. Kirk Cousins - Unlike Peyton Manning, only throws interceptions when necessary to lose games.

                  25. Derrick Carr - Up and comer who never throws interceptions (unless playing the Broncos).

                  24. Teddy Bridgewater - Already been here this season and looked way better than - whoops, he lost.

                  23. Ryan Fitzpatrick - Now there's a guy you could learn to love if he'd shave the stupid beard.

                  22. Nick Foles - He just gets better and better every time he gets traded.

                  21. Matthew Stafford - Great arm stength, sitting on the bench may make him even stronger.

                  20. Ryan Tannehill - Already achieved potential in matrimony. With coaching change may acheive potential on the field.

                  19. Colin Kaepernick - Never met a pocket he could throw from.

                  18. Alex Smith - With a game manager, you can spend your energy cheering on the defense.

                  17. Cam Newton - Now we're getting somewhere. A team guy that shows some emotion when he scores.

                  16. Sam Bradford - If Chip Kelly thinks you're good, you must be.

                  15. Jay Cutler - Lot's of connections with the Broncos. A natural fit. Yeah right. He'll give you fits.

                  14. Joe Flacco - Always wins playoff games with long passes that make defenders mistime their jump on the ball.

                  13. Russell Wilson - Doesn't let good running attack deflect attention from himself.

                  12. Eli Manning - One Manning per decade is the maximum allowed.

                  11. Andrew Luck - Has already replaced Peyton Manning once, too busy being injured and growing beard to do it twice.

                  10. Andy Dalton - Peyton can't win playoff games. With Andy, uhh

                  9. Matt Ryan - Denver + Ice. Sounds like a nice fit while getting a sure playoff winner.

                  8. Drew Brees - Only two active players ahead of him in all time stats plus he ages well unless he's injured.

                  7. Carson Palmer - Time for the Broncos to move on to a younger player.

                  6. Phillip Rivers - Lots of experience playing at Mile High. Might work except for the epic fan implosion.

                  4. Ben Roethlisberger - Bring him in tomorrow, put him on IR and start Brock.

                  3. Tony Romo - Bring him in tomorrow, put him on IR, and start Brock.

                  2. Aaron Rodgers - He is coming in, but not for 3 weeks. See how well he does against a REAL defense.

                  1. Tom Brady - Down to this. If you want a cheating, self-centered prima donna that's had the luxury of playing with the same coach in the same system for his entire career, he's your man.

                  Take your pick. Peyton Manning or ?????????
                  Great post, love it lmao.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MegaOrange View Post
                    Kubiak made Matt Schaub look good because at least Schaub could be on the same page. Manning can't even open Kubiaks book.
                    With all due respect, I think it is Kubiak who can't even open Manning's book.


                    Also, to the OP. I loved your thread. It was refreshing and funny.

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                    • #11
                      Lol OP cracked me up. Thank you. I'd even nominate it for thread of the year.

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                      • #12
                        Awesome post! Some Fans around are spoiled or just like to complain

                        If we could run the darn ball then the passing offense would open up

                        I'm glad though it's the offense issues instead of the defense. Shows the D is legit and is for real and if we stay healthy then we should dominate on D all year

                        Manning is the smartest player ever to play the game and by the time the playoffs roll around he will figure out how to get what he has to work with work. The Oline has to get better can't get any worse. Yes Manning has lost some physical tools but you will never out smart him.

                        I honestly think we need to trade for another Oline guy maybe from a team that has no shot of playoffs in he next few weeks.

                        I'm not saying mortgage the future but giving up a 3rd 4th or 5th to sure up the line. This is an all in year when you consider Mannings possible last year as well as having a championship caliber D.

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                        • #13
                          The same people that are complaining about Manning are the same people that wanted Fox gone. Can't make some people happy.

                          Manning's physical decline is obvious but he's still hella better than most qbs in the league.

                          Im still skeptical about Kubiak. He only had one decent season during his entire time in Houston. After Manning is gone (if not before) i can see us having some mediocre 9-7 seasons. Classic Kubiak. I hope I'm wrong.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by stevetensi View Post
                            Why not switch Peyton Manning with one of the other starting quarterbacks in the NFL?

                            Here's the choices, in no particular order:

                            32. Brian Hoyer - Nice

                            31. Blake Bortles - Kinda like Brock Osweiler except he's starting.

                            30. Jameis Winston - Has more starting experience than Brock Osweiler

                            29. Marcus Mariota - Nothing wrong with him that 5 years on the job won't cure.

                            28. Josh McCown - Only thing missing on his resume is a win against the Broncos (maybe next week)

                            27. Tyrod Taylor - Greatest QB in history to never have done anything - yet.

                            26. Kirk Cousins - Unlike Peyton Manning, only throws interceptions when necessary to lose games.

                            25. Derrick Carr - Up and comer who never throws interceptions (unless playing the Broncos).

                            24. Teddy Bridgewater - Already been here this season and looked way better than - whoops, he lost.

                            23. Ryan Fitzpatrick - Now there's a guy you could learn to love if he'd shave the stupid beard.

                            22. Nick Foles - He just gets better and better every time he gets traded.

                            21. Matthew Stafford - Great arm stength, sitting on the bench may make him even stronger.

                            20. Ryan Tannehill - Already achieved potential in matrimony. With coaching change may acheive potential on the field.

                            19. Colin Kaepernick - Never met a pocket he could throw from.

                            18. Alex Smith - With a game manager, you can spend your energy cheering on the defense.

                            17. Cam Newton - Now we're getting somewhere. A team guy that shows some emotion when he scores.

                            16. Sam Bradford - If Chip Kelly thinks you're good, you must be.

                            15. Jay Cutler - Lot's of connections with the Broncos. A natural fit. Yeah right. He'll give you fits.

                            14. Joe Flacco - Always wins playoff games with long passes that make defenders mistime their jump on the ball.

                            13. Russell Wilson - Doesn't let good running attack deflect attention from himself.

                            12. Eli Manning - One Manning per decade is the maximum allowed.

                            11. Andrew Luck - Has already replaced Peyton Manning once, too busy being injured and growing beard to do it twice.

                            10. Andy Dalton - Peyton can't win playoff games. With Andy, uhh

                            9. Matt Ryan - Denver + Ice. Sounds like a nice fit while getting a sure playoff winner.

                            8. Drew Brees - Only two active players ahead of him in all time stats plus he ages well unless he's injured.

                            7. Carson Palmer - Time for the Broncos to move on to a younger player.

                            6. Phillip Rivers - Lots of experience playing at Mile High. Might work except for the epic fan implosion.

                            4. Ben Roethlisberger - Bring him in tomorrow, put him on IR and start Brock.

                            3. Tony Romo - Bring him in tomorrow, put him on IR, and start Brock.

                            2. Aaron Rodgers - He is coming in, but not for 3 weeks. See how well he does against a REAL defense.

                            1. Tom Brady - Down to this. If you want a cheating, self-centered prima donna that's had the luxury of playing with the same coach in the same system for his entire career, he's your man.

                            Take your pick. Peyton Manning or ?????????
                            This post is awesome hahaha

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                            • #15
                              Kinda puts things into perspective, there's certainly a lot of bad QB play this year.

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