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  • Broncos vs Texans attempt to break record for bootlegs

    Denver, Colorado (AP)

    The game of football is game of inches......and bootlegs.

    Both teams know the gameplan coming in.

    "We're going to bootleg till the cows come home." said Mike Shanahan coach of the Broncos . "There's no one better than me with these bootlegs. I'm the king of bootleg planning. Just ask anyone. So if I'm the king, just take a guess at who the queen is?" Shanahan said.

    Across the sidlines, former Denver offensive cordinator and now head coach of the Texans, Kubiak had a similair take

    "We're going to bootleg till it stops working, and then we're going to bootleg some more. I'm going to bootleg untill David Carr wishes he was getting sacked again," Kubiak said.

    But no matter how well you plan the bootlegs, you need a field general that can carry them out. Jake Plummer knows he's that general.

    "I'm the best there is, no question. When God invented the bootleg, he did it in my image," said Plummer.

    David Carr is a bootleg newbie by comparison. This is his first season under a bootleg heavy system. And the change is rather shocking for the Texan QB.

    "This is rediculous. He has us bootlegging 9 out of 10 plays. No one needs to do it that much, It's crazy."

    Carr claims he's even racked up injuries because of non-stop bootlegs.

    "I have turf toe from bootlegging all camp.........it's stupid."

    When asked about the new challenger to bootleg throne, Plummer was less than worried.

    "David Carr is a chode. He can't bootleg like J-Plum baby." Plummer said. "I have seen him play. He just doesn't have the tools and doesn't have the moxie. Plus his haircut is worse than mine, nuff said."

    Both teams meet Sunday night at Invesco Field @ Mile High.
    Last edited by The Dark Knight; 08-27-2006, 03:44 PM.

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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    Denver, Colorado (AP)

    The game of football is game of inches......and bootlegs.

    Both teams know the gameplan coming in.

    "We're going to bootleg till the cows come home." said Mike Shanahan coach of the Broncos . "There's no one better than me with these bootlegs. I'm the king of bootleg planning. Just ask anyone. So if I'm the king, just take a guess at who the queen is?" Shanahan said.

    Across the sidlines, former Denver offensive cordinator and now head coach of the Texans, Kubiack had a similair take

    "We're going to bootleg till it stops working, and then we're going to bootleg some more." " I'm going to bootleg untill David Carr wishes he was getting sacked again," Kubiack said.

    But no matter how well you plan the bootlegs, you need a field general that can carry them out. Jake Plummer knows he's that general.

    "I'm the best there is, no question. When God invented the bootleg, he did it in my image," said Plummer.

    David Carr is a bootleg newbie by comparison. This is his first season under a bootleg heavy system. And the change is rather shocking for the Texan QB.

    "This is rediculous. He has us bootlegging 9 out of 10 plays. No one needs to do it that much, It's crazy."

    Carr claims he's even racked up injuries because of non-stop bootlegs.

    "I have turf toe from bootlegging all camp.........it's stupid."

    When asked about the new challenger to bootleg throne, Plummer was less than worried.

    "David Carr is a chode. He can't bootleg like J-Plum baby." Plummer said. "I have seen him play. He just doesn't have the tools and doesn't have the moxie. Plus his haircut is worse than mine, nuff said."

    Both teams meet Sunday night at Invesco Field @ Mile High.
    chode.

    The Texans bootlegs won't work because that is all our defense faces in practice.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by BroncoBailey024
      chode.

      The Texans bootlegs won't work because that is all our defense faces in practice.
      Very funny

      Anyone acutally going to count on how many of the damn things we're going to see?

      I wager on 19 combined
      Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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      • #4
        21 bootlegs! Should be an interesting game with HouDen TexCos.

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        • #5
          Well one thing is for sure. Both teams should know how to defend against the bootleg........but I doubt either will be successful. Something about how that boot sucks the player in and........oops there is Jake outside the containment.
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          • #6
            Bootleg Jake!

            After the Tennessee game, I'm envisioning every play as a bootleg now! That's what I like to see the most...Jake on the boot. :-) But at least we know the Texans will follow the boot, unlike the Titans who didn't seem to have a clue! :-)
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            #TEBOWDOMINATES...Love Orange and Blue Gators and Broncos!

            Jake Plummer will always be my #1 Quarterback!!!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SM19
              "I'm going to bootleg untill David Carr wishes he was getting sacked again." Brilliance.

              TDK, that CP signed "s" is from me. I hit the enter key too soon.

              Oh, I'll bet on 16 bootlegs.


              that was my favorite line also, it had me laughing out loud. . . . .



              TDK, did you write that yourself?
              Officially Objectified by the GPA

              rest in peace, darrent williams and damien nash-- you will be missed!!

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              • #8
                Where did you find this article? I've been looking for it all over the web and can't find it. I want to post it on the Texan's board.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bronco Texan
                  Where did you find this article? I've been looking for it all over the web and can't find it. I want to post it on the Texan's board.
                  lol, he made it up.........its pretty obvious...
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                  • #10
                    Okay that is what I was thinking, but wanted to be sure. :idiot: at myself.

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                    • #11


                      too true!!!

                      and here i was thinking i was the queen...


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                      • #12
                        "David Carr is a chode. He can't bootleg like J-Plum baby." Plummer said.


                        MUAH HAHA. Best line ever....J-Plum! :clap: This is pure brilliance!
                        ...capture it...remember it...

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                        • #13
                          TDK,
                          Had me going, all the way up to the David Carr coment racking up injuries and turf toe. Maybe the king and princess coment should have caught me a little sooner, who knows I thought it was taken from a bar room celebration and people were a little liquored up with some loose tounges.

                          Yea we are going to see some bootlegs and some running going on.

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                          • #14
                            That sounds like something that was taken from The Onion. lol
                            Originally posted by Soldier96B
                            i also took a crap and it was orange

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                            • #15
                              wow good post, however it is really hard to believe and it doesnt sound like shanny, jake or kube. i have never heard them talk like that. can you provide a valid link? this seems made up....i could be wrong.
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