The news has been slow this wknd, so I thought I would take this opportunity to enhance my knowledge of the members of broncomania. Starting with our most famous critic: Broncos Mtn Man. The negativity the loathing, the anger, whats it all about...we need to know more.
My team of investigators (myself and google), have spent an inordinate amount of time (about 6-7 minutes) researching his background. To find the truth we had to journey far far away (Arizona), to a time long ago (2002)....
Picture Nov 28th, 2002, for Jake another Sunday afternoon loss with the woeful Cardinals. In a moment of post game weakness Jake lets out a guttural truth that was transcribed for history by a nearby reporter (he shall remain nameless to protect his identity) The comment seemed innocent at the time, but would years later be the very foundation of this here investigation.
"Well, I think I am my worst critic."
--Jake Plummer (in a guttural truth type voice)
8 simple words (and no, they wont help date anyones teenage daughter) and therein lay the truth.
Have you figured it out yet?
Dare I ask can anyone name a worse critic of Plummer, than Broncos Mtn Man.
So if Mtn Man is Plummers worst critic, and Plummer is his own worst critic, than.....
BRONCOS MTN MAN IS JAKE PLUMMER!!!!!
The truth is out there, we just have to find it. Next week more on the striking similarites between Topscribe and broncos cheerleader Kollette Klassen.
My team of investigators (myself and google), have spent an inordinate amount of time (about 6-7 minutes) researching his background. To find the truth we had to journey far far away (Arizona), to a time long ago (2002)....
Picture Nov 28th, 2002, for Jake another Sunday afternoon loss with the woeful Cardinals. In a moment of post game weakness Jake lets out a guttural truth that was transcribed for history by a nearby reporter (he shall remain nameless to protect his identity) The comment seemed innocent at the time, but would years later be the very foundation of this here investigation.
"Well, I think I am my worst critic."
--Jake Plummer (in a guttural truth type voice)
8 simple words (and no, they wont help date anyones teenage daughter) and therein lay the truth.
Have you figured it out yet?
Dare I ask can anyone name a worse critic of Plummer, than Broncos Mtn Man.
So if Mtn Man is Plummers worst critic, and Plummer is his own worst critic, than.....
BRONCOS MTN MAN IS JAKE PLUMMER!!!!!
The truth is out there, we just have to find it. Next week more on the striking similarites between Topscribe and broncos cheerleader Kollette Klassen.
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