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    John Elway will be cloned to play football and baseball!

    I heard this has happened. He sold the rights to his DNA for an astronomical 530 million dollars. They're gonna clone him and make a bunch. The DNA will be taylored to grow rapidly untill the age of 21 and then the clone will have a normal life span. Memories will be transfered from the original using synaptic conduction. The clones will be put on an Auction block(Ebay is in talks) and full grown Elways will be handed out to the highest bidder. Already there has been alot of interest in the NFL and MLB. There are alot of teams that want to get their hands on these clones. Pat Bowlen has been heard saying that he will get rid of anyone just so he can sign 3 Elway clones. The Yankees are also interested and have ordered a bank-busting 4 Elways!!
    It is assumed that by the end of this decade, 80% of the teams in the NFL will be QB'd by Elways.



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    You are too much!


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    • #3
      The synaptic memory transfer process. Can we corrupt it so that on football models it only throws the ball to player in Orange & Blue?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Den21-Bal19
        The synaptic memory transfer process. Can we corrupt it so that on football models it only throws the ball to player in Orange & Blue?
        If they do that Denver will have successive perfect seasons for as long as the Elways play.
        Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Den21-Bal19
          The synaptic memory transfer process. Can we corrupt it so that on football models it only throws the ball to player in Orange & Blue?
          Good Idea.

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          • #6
            hope he doesn't come out looking like this guy


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Coolhand727
              hope he doesn't come out looking like this guy
              lol


              Yeah, me neither.

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              • #8
                I do!

                He could throw that damn ball a long ways! :p
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jim
                  I do!

                  He could throw that damn ball a long ways! :p

                  Elway already can sling it.

                  I guarantee that dude in the pic won't be able to throw it that far.

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                  • #10
                    too much musly he couldnt make a full rotation with his arm.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zmabe
                      too much musly he couldnt make a full rotation with his arm.
                      What does he win Bob?

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