It was the night before x-mas

[REDMUDSLIDE]

CHIEFS FANS WILL GET AN EARLY X-MAS PRESENT WHEN THE CHIEFS TAKE THE DONKEYS OUT SUNDAY.......CHIEFS-4-LIFE

[BroncoManiac_69]

You are only going to find a lump of coal.

[Perry1977]

Funny you post this tonight, I have a present for you tomorrow!!

[NYCHIEFSFAN]

Twas the night before Christmas
as all the Chiefs rule
Not a creature was stirring
not even a mule

[Chris]

Doesn't the sewage run through missouri?

[NYCHIEFSFAN]

I'm sure it does, as people have seen you in your speedo swimming through it.

[Chris]

Don't forget the massive bulge in the speedo

[NYCHIEFSFAN]

Originally posted by Chris
Don't forget the massive bulge in the speedo

Sorry, my bad.

I'm sure it does, as people have seen you in your speedo, with a massive sock in it, swimming through the sewage.

[Jared]

Originally posted by NYCHIEFSFAN
Twas the night before Christmas
as all the Chiefs rule
Not a creature was stirring
not even a mule

Hmm.....although I am a Broncos fan, this HAS potential. Mild as far as smack goes, but original at least.

perhaps some a fan of the Broncos could come up with something in response?

[NYCHIEFSFAN]

LOL..i thought there'd be an opponents version by now

[NYCHIEFSFAN]

Twas the night before Christmas
as all the Chiefs rule
Not a creature was stirring
not even a mule

Portis and Shanarat
are dumb and dumber
speaking of which,
So is Joke Plumber

The fans will leave crying
On the 7th of December
and the flags not thrown
will be all they'll remember

As they cling to their past
with John and Terrell
Their chance for the playoffs
has now gone to Hell.

One more day
Until the big show
when it's over
I'll be serving the crow.

[jocool]

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
except for a louse.

The louse that I spoke of
Im sure you can tell
are Kansas City Chefs fans
We know them quite well.

That night, the louses were sleepless
unable to sleep for fearing no Superbowl
would be in there stocking
because their so cheap.

eh, a quick effort.

[Number7_4ever]

'Twas the month before playoffs...

‘Twas the month before playoffs, and all through the West
Not a Chiefs fan was cheering, no longer the best
The sackings were dealt by the Broncos with ease
in hopes that Jake and Clinton, would bring them TDs

The Chiefs fans were worried all battered and beat,
the visions of their team going down in defeat.
With Smith in the end-zone, and Priest on his back,
we just settled our score for Hall’s so-called “run-back”

So listen up good, to the Broncos fans cheer,
And look at Vermeil, what’s that? It’s a tear
Did you hear him sob, talking after the game?
“Good game to the Broncos, for the Chiefs I feel shame!"

[ReasonableChief]

Re: 'Twas the month before playoffs...

Originally posted by Number7_4ever
‘Twas the month before playoffs, and all through the West
Not a Chiefs fan was cheering, no longer the best
The sackings were dealt by the Broncos with ease
in hopes that Jake and Clinton, would bring them TDs

The Chiefs fans were worried all battered and beat,
the visions of their team going down in defeat.
With Smith in the end-zone, and Priest on his back,
we just settled our score for Hall’s so-called “run-back”

So listen up good, to the Broncos fans cheer,
And look at Vermeil, what’s that? It’s a tear
Did you hear him sob, talking after the game?
“Good game to the Broncos, for the Chiefs I feel shame!"

I hope Vermeil is crying Sunday night ... he cries only at good things in public. I appreciate Broncos offering to provide the Kleenex.

[WorstTrollEver]

Twas the night before Christmas
And the fans were laughing at Invesco
Because the Chiefs had convinced themselves
They were ready for the Big Show

Holmes tries to run smash mouth
But is squished by Big Darius
He slowly gets up
and walks to the sidelines delirious

Portis runs for a buck fifty
The Chiefs feel he’s too tough to tangle
They say “they gonna know we‘re overrated”
“We’re having flashbacks of the Bengals

The Chiefs fly home dejected
They know they have lost some clout
and when they get to the playoffs
It will be one and out