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Anthems and Protests ---
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I know of a coach named Cable,
"wife-beating punk" is his label,
the Raiders get no respect,
'cause Al Davis' mind is wrecked,
and winning for Oakland's a fable...
I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:
thar 1nce ws aQB named russel
he wsnt thayt fat its all muscle
the AFC faers
when DHB nears
winnin the Sb will be no hustle
- raiderjoe1
The Raiders have a QB named Russell,
who can not figure out the QB hustle,
he drops back and throws picks,
just like Shaq throws up bricks,
seems there's more to QB than just muscle...
I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:
There is a pathetic franchise in Oakland CA,
who wished that their owner would go away,
he insists that JaMarcus will go out to play,
though Bruce Gradkowski is better all day,
he drafted the bust known as Heyward-Bey,
then later picked Muphy a starter to stay,
he signed Janikowski until he's old and grey,
though he's better suited to practice ballet,
this is why the Raiders are everyone's prey...
I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:
For so many years Al Davis has been nuts,
here are some reasons that I hate his guts,
Al Davis' head is as fat as Jabba the Hut's
doesn't know jack but his mouth never shuts,
plus he's a strange jogging suit wearing yutz,
so old his birthday is the same as King Tut's,
and his roster is filled with fifty-three mutts,
most would not make any other team's cuts,
this is why teams take turns kicking their butts...
I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:
There is a pathetic franchise in Oakland CA,
who wished that their owner would go away,
he insists that JaMarcus will go out to play,
though Bruce Gradkowski is better all day,
he drafted the bust known as Heyward-Bey,
then later picked Muphy a starter to stay,
he signed Janikowski until he's old and grey,
though he's better suited to practice ballet,
this is why the Raiders are everyone's prey...
For so many years Al Davis has been nuts,
here are some reasons that I hate his guts,
Al Davis' head is as fat as Jabba the Hut's
doesn't know jack but his mouth never shuts,
plus he's a strange jogging suit wearing yutz,
so old his birthday is the same as King Tut's,
and his roster is filled with fifty-three mutts,
most would not make any other team's cuts,
this is why teams take turns kicking their butts...
You can puff puff pass that hard stuff you're smokin'
With all those lies spoken, you need your eyes opened
To see that your own franchise is broken
And that this is the Universal Sign for Chokin'
Symptoms include:
- A coach who can't handle the call of danger
- A defense that turns busts into Hall of Famers
- Hilarious meltowns of epic proportions
- And playoff berths that become playoff abortions
I'm sorry Miss Denver, but you lost the baby
Who knew that your own boss was crazy!
I'd call him on it, but he'd forget like old timers
I guess Al ain't the only one with Alzeimer's
The Raiders aren't the only ones they're laughing at
Since you're the only team that can pad their stats
And after all these years, the facts still remain
That the Raiders have you beat in every single frame
More wins, division titles and trophies, nuff said
And STILL +15 in head to head
So before you roar anymore of your tears
Remember you haven't seen the playoffs in four years
Our drought is longer, but here's the punchline
You don't wanna see JaMarcus during crunchtime
He may fail in everything he ever endeavors
But be real, is your quarterback that much better?
Did you think you could come back and rap that crap
About my Silver & Black and that I wouldn't crack back
Be warned, because the next time you rap your ish
I'll have to pull a Tom Cable, and slap a b--ch
We've got Spawn and the Law Man at it again,
sit back, crack a beer- friends in Broncoland
These 2 men hit harder than Cables backhand
Egos will be swollen as prostate glands
to those who dont know you will soon understand
its the Devil mans way or the Law of the land
I will watch this display and inject where I can
Like that fake in Diego, Shawn Merriman
The Devil’s Spew is back and bringing the heat.
Too bad his team is the punching bag that we all beat.
The raiders will suck until Al Davis is covered with a sheet.
The team is a virus in McAfee that it should just delete.
This team could move to the Pac10 & still not compete.
Drafting “brilliance”, like a quarterback who can only eat
and a wide receiver with no hands, but really fast feet.
Every year pledges of returning to the elite.
But the season is in ruin prior to donning the first cleat.
So get comfortable, the cellar has reserved your favorite seat.
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