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    It's ME and I'm back to have a little fun with my favorite Donkey fans. Don't expect much to happen with the thread until maybe Tuesday of next week because you'll need Monday for the wounds to heal after losing to the Jets.

    Anyhoo, hope to see some of my favorites (chorizo poquito?) laying down their best as we draw closer to game day. Hey BTW, did you oxygen deprived Neanderthals know that my wife is a huge Bronco fan? Yep, raised in Longmont. Soooo, this won't be the first time a Donkey fan gets OWNED by a Raider fan.

    Let the fest begin but puhlllease, DON'T SUCK!
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    Originally posted by RAIDER951 View Post
    It's ME and I'm back to have a little fun with my favorite Donkey fans. Don't expect much to happen with the thread until maybe Tuesday of next week because you'll need Monday for the wounds to heal after losing to the Jets.

    Anyhoo, hope to see some of my favorites (chorizo poquito?) laying down their best as we draw closer to game day. Hey BTW, did you oxygen deprived Neanderthals know that my wife is a huge Bronco fan? Yep, raised in Longmont. Soooo, this won't be the first time a Donkey fan gets OWNED by a Raider fan.

    Let the fest begin but puhlllease, DON'T SUCK!

    So basically your saying you married an oxygen deprived Neanderthal? Your words not mine.


    Oh and BTW did you know that Elway's wife was a former Raiders Cheerleader? That means this won't be the first time a Raider was ridden by a Bronco.

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    • #3
      OMG LMAO. I expect nothing less from you.

      And so it begins.... NICE JOB!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by RAIDER951 View Post
        OMG LMAO. I expect nothing less from you.

        And so it begins.... NICE JOB!
        It should be fun.

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        • #5
          A Bronocos fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Oakland Raider fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious silver and black colors.

          He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve back on the road.

          One day, as the van driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

          "I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road!", replied the priest.


          "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"


          The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Raider fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but just in time he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing him.


          Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."


          Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and he didn't see anything.


          Then he remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Oakland Raider fan."


          "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
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          • #6
            Originally posted by chazoe60 View Post
            So basically your saying you married an oxygen deprived Neanderthal? Your words not mine.


            Oh and BTW did you know that Elway's wife was a former Raiders Cheerleader? That means this won't be the first time a Raider was ridden by a Bronco.
            That might be one of the best quotes ever! That one was good funny as hell man!
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            • #7
              Why is the Raiders logo a senior citizen?

              Also why does he have swords in his head?
              Last edited by Brancos; 10-12-2010, 06:12 PM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by chazoe60 View Post
                So basically your saying you married an oxygen deprived Neanderthal? Your words not mine.


                Oh and BTW did you know that Elway's wife was a former Raiders Cheerleader? That means this won't be the first time a Raider was ridden by a Bronco.
                mmmmmmm I'm watchin you buddy.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DevilSpawn View Post
                  mmmmmmm I'm watchin you buddy.
                  lol... don't you just love fry...


                  sorry its hard to smack when there is pure awesomeness in this thread.... futurama = godly

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                  • #10
                    i bet you won't be back when the Raiders go into a trap game in San Fran haha
                    Now go get your shine box

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 12and4 View Post
                      lol... don't you just love fry...


                      sorry its hard to smack when there is pure awesomeness in this thread.... futurama = godly
                      Good news everyone! I worship that show.

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                      • #12
                        Raiders are on a 2 game winning streak vs the AFCW.

                        The Broncos fell to their knees and got back doored week 15 of 2009.

                        The Chargers got flipped and butterflied last week at the climax of the game.

                        Next AFCW opponent for the Raiders are the donks.
                        I honestly think the Raiders are going to get "reverse donked" in this game
                        Then again, the donks could get flipped and butterflied at the last second like the Chargers did during the climax of the game. Its hard to say.

                        Quote of the year:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jc13 View Post
                          i bet you won't be back when the Raiders go into a trap game in San Fran haha
                          Oh come on now, what do you take me for a Dolt fan? Of course I'll be back IF IF IF IF IF we somehow fail to top the Donkeys. However, you can be assured that I'll show up much earlier when we win. How's 6:00 AM sound? Can't wait! This is almost like a kid waiting for Christmas. Don't know if I'll have more fun bustin' your proverbial chops or reading the dozen or so posts trying to figure out how you lost.

                          Even made a bet with the wife tonight haha.

                          Tick tock tick tock.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RAIDER951 View Post
                            Oh come on now, what do you take me for a Dolt fan? Of course I'll be back IF IF IF IF IF we somehow fail to top the Donkeys. However, you can be assured that I'll show up much earlier when we win. How's 6:00 AM sound? Can't wait! This is almost like a kid waiting for Christmas. Don't know if I'll have more fun bustin' your proverbial chops or reading the dozen or so posts trying to figure out how you lost.

                            Even made a bet with the wife tonight haha.

                            Tick tock tick tock.
                            idk personally as a fan I take Divisional games very seriously.

                            It just a different type of game.

                            Teams play with more intensity its more scary.

                            How many times do we see it year after year.

                            Geez couple weeks ago we saw the jags beat the colts and this past weekend the oakland upset and the chiefs upset in week 1.

                            I'm looking forward to some competitive games against the rest of the west this season.
                            Now go get your shine box

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DevilSpawn View Post
                              Good news everyone! I worship that show.
                              That show taught me that good news never means good news for you



                              Good News Everyone... I'm sending you on a dangerous delivery to the depths of space.

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