The funniest joke in the west!!!

[DevilSpawn]

The funniest joke in the NFL is that the Raiders-- one off the crappiest teams in recent history, is about to go undefeated in their divison and MISS the playoffs! lulz.

Too bad it won't give your boys a playoff spot. Double lulz!!

[RaiderFanSD]

MaN ThiS IZ juZ HiLarIouS!!1

[DenverChiefsFan]

The funniest joke in the NFL is that the Raiders-- one off the crappiest teams in recent history, is about to go undefeated in their divison and MISS the playoffs! lulz.

That undefeated part...
I wouldn't put any $$$ on that.

[nyuk nyuk]

Ok, I'm ripping some stuff I found on another forum.. God this is great...


Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for '98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn't find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win.

Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Bosnia. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away! He threw another grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away! A car passes going 80 miles (120 km) an hour, and he send another grenade right into the barely open window. "I've got to get this guy," Al says to himself, "He has the perfect arm!"

So he brings him to the States and teaches him the game of football. Predictably, the young man breaks all the NFL records for completed passes, and the Raiders go on to win the SuperBowl.

The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of SuperBowl XXXIII, and when Al asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.

"Mom," the young man says into the receiver, "I just won the SuperBowl."

"I don't want to talk to you, " the old woman says, "You deserted us. You're not my son."

"I don't think you understand, mother." the young man pleads, "I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm in the middle of thousands of adoring fans."

"No, let me tell you," the mother implores. "At this very moment, there are gun shots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was attacked in broad daylight..."

The old lady pauses, then says through her tears, "I'll never forgive you for moving us to Oakland!"

:thumb:

[nyuk nyuk]

Ok, good joke I just ran across....


An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

Funny jokes picking on the Broncos bad season:

Q. What do the Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
A: To Invesco Field -- they never get a touchdown there.
LMFAOOO!!!

[kishzilla]

I see Rivers got his trophy...

That is damned funny

[Rollo]

Weakest smack so far.

By far.

Thiss

10 char

[Lukic]

your sig and avy remind me of this i made lol...




its ugly i know, but its funny

I don't see why you had to make Tebow smaller

[Freyaka]

3-11 bro.......

Pretty much exactly why I've stayed away from posting much smack....when you dwell in the gutter of the ACFW you don't really have much room to talk. Past championships or not.

[Nordstrom]

The funniest joke in the NFL is that the Raiders-- one off the crappiest teams in recent history, is about to go undefeated in their divison and MISS the playoffs! lulz.

[Amari24]

Tebow smash!!!!!

[DenverChiefsFan]

[QUOTE=12and4;3592691]

:thumb:

[The Chiefs Dude]

your sig and avy remind me of this i made lol...




its ugly i know, but its funny

Nice, that's pretty cool.

[BGMACN]

I see Rivers got his trophy...

Is that Jamarcus R. playin white chicks

[RAIDER951]

I see Rivers got his trophy...