Chargers still have ZERO Super Bowls

[ERoyal248]

[jcdavey]

eh at least we're all gonna die

amiright?

[BOLTMAN-1]

Thanks Tellway.

[RunByDesign]

The Chargers may have 0 SB titles..but at least they have a few things going for them:

They are perpetually the best team not to win/play in a SB

They have several division titles (if only the season ended there..er wait it usually does for them, nm.)

No matter how full their bandwagon gets every year, everyone always jumps off their first home playoff game vs the Jets, which they always lose, so there is always room for next year.

Being that their season always ends before the SB, their fanbase can always concentrate their full attention to slandering other teams.

Philip Rivers is top notch in FF, if they only gave out an award for that in the NFL, that would add to his array of accomplisments, pretty much as good as any Lombardi trophy.

Their Head Coach consistently has the either the nearly most talented or the outright most talented roster in the league year after year and can't even manage to get to the title game. Clearly, there should be a sympathy clause written into the NFL bylaws for the amount of frustration that one individual has had to endure and yet still displays some semblance of sanity. Some concessions could and probably should be made in his case. Perhaps a "Coach Who Hasn't Cracked Yet" trophy is in order.

They are the current reigning and defending "Champions of California," year in and year out, bettering the likes of Oakland and San Francisco.

If the NFL had some sort of Title Exchange Program, they could likely trade an assorted number of Division Titles, First Round Home Playoff Losses, AFC Title Game Chokejobs and perhaps some Premature 4 Wins Into The Season Self Proclaimed Super Bowl Championships for at least one Lombardi Trophy, fulfilling every bandwagoner's sense of logic that the best team doesn't actually have to play and win the SB to be the best team.

So you see, pointing out their meritless folly is a bit heavy-handed in this case.

The San Diego Chargers have plenty of things that can be construed to be just as good as a Lombardi Trophy.

[jcdavey]

but at least we're all going to die , so yeah..... we'll all win that prize lol

[thatkidhunt]

Maybe one day.........






I doubt it though.

[Freyaka]

I don't think the Chargers ever will win a Super bowl.

There is still hope they could always drop down to pop warner level and get one there.

[Frenchy180]

If the world ended tomorrow, my last words of joy would be something along the lines of "haha, those stupid Chargers never did win a Super Bowl"

[jcdavey]

If the world ended tomorrow, my last words of joy would be something along the lines of "haha, those stupid Chargers never did win a Super Bowl"

but the important thing to keep in perspective is, we'll all be dead

[BroncoPower]

but the important thing to keep in perspective is, we'll all be dead

BUT..A parallel universe WOULD still exist 60 years on from now and the Chargers STILL would be without a Super Bowl.

[jcdavey]

BUT..A parallel universe WOULD still exist 60 years on from now and the Chargers STILL would be without a Super Bowl.

crazy talk bizarro lol

[Beagle]

eh at least we're all gonna die amiright?

but at least we're all going to die , so yeah..... we'll all win that prize lol

but the important thing to keep in perspective is, we'll all be dead

crazy talk bizarro lol

I see a theme forming.. Do you mean to imply that I won't live forever?

[jcdavey]

I see a theme forming.. Do you mean to imply that I won't live forever?

only in heaven, beagle my friend :thumb:

[High Voltage]

The Chargers may have 0 SB titles..but at least they have a few things going for them:

They are perpetually the best team not to win/play in a SB

They have several division titles (if only the season ended there..er wait it usually does for them, nm.)

No matter how full their bandwagon gets every year, everyone always jumps off their first home playoff game vs the Jets, which they always lose, so there is always room for next year.

Being that their season always ends before the SB, their fanbase can always concentrate their full attention to slandering other teams.

Philip Rivers is top notch in FF, if they only gave out an award for that in the NFL, that would add to his array of accomplisments, pretty much as good as any Lombardi trophy.

Their Head Coach consistently has the either the nearly most talented or the outright most talented roster in the league year after year and can't even manage to get to the title game. Clearly, there should be a sympathy clause written into the NFL bylaws for the amount of frustration that one individual has had to endure and yet still displays some semblance of sanity. Some concessions could and probably should be made in his case. Perhaps a "Coach Who Hasn't Cracked Yet" trophy is in order.

They are the current reigning and defending "Champions of California," year in and year out, bettering the likes of Oakland and San Francisco.

If the NFL had some sort of Title Exchange Program, they could likely trade an assorted number of Division Titles, First Round Home Playoff Losses, AFC Title Game Chokejobs and perhaps some Premature 4 Wins Into The Season Self Proclaimed Super Bowl Championships for at least one Lombardi Trophy, fulfilling every bandwagoner's sense of logic that the best team doesn't actually have to play and win the SB to be the best team.

So you see, pointing out their meritless folly is a bit heavy-handed in this case.

The San Diego Chargers have plenty of things that can be construed to be just as good as a Lombardi Trophy.

4-12 Bottom feederes of the NFL.

[12and4]

4-12 Bottom feederes of the NFL.

How has federer been doing this year?