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  • Steel curtain my ASS

    The Broncos Offense that has been underperforming on PURPOSE in order to throw you guys off is going to have a field day.

    They are going to rip that steel curtain off the shower, melt it down into a bowl, and just take a huge number 2 right inside of it.

    Then, they are going to hand it to polamalu who is going to continue to rub it all into his hair.

    His hair will then expand, because well it was broncos turd and its miraculous, and he will float away, with harrison on his foot.

    Then, our defense is going to grab big ben by the "minute hand" and shove it up his "nostrils". He'll be running around with his "minute hand" up his "nostrils" all game long.

    Mathew Prater is going to go out there and kick the ball 90 yards for a 9 point field goal.

    Colquitt, well, i don't wanna tell you what he's gonna do... its a little gruesome...

    It's gonna be an okay game:

    Tebow 145
    Steelers -1

    (we take a point from you guys since we kinda helped you out by removing polamalu).

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    I have no doubt here. Are you sure it's smack? I see truth written all over it.
    Brock you like a hurricane!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Fargo
      I have no doubt here. Are you sure it's smack? I see truth written all over it.
      I know, it's like reading an encyclopedia, but at least an encyclopedia has the occasional picture.....that's not a request 12 and 4.
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      • #4
        Plus, when we are done, we will make you stay and burn your stupid towels.
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        Hooray, beer!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 12and4
            Thanks for the picture.

            Is that Polamolu on the sideline?
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            Thank you to my grandfather jetrazor for being a veteran of the armed forces!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor
              Thanks for the picture.

              Is that Polamolu on the sideline?
              He's FLOATING AWAY!!!!!!!! jeeeeez

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 12and4
                He's FLOATING AWAY!!!!!!!! jeeeeez
                Oh, right..obviously. The fecal matter in his hair created immense wind resistance and made him float away.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor
                  Oh, right..obviously. The fecal matter in his hair created immense wind resistance and made him float away.
                  It was godly poo, so it floated to the heavens.

                  Duh..

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                  • #10
                    This smack is accurate and valid.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 12and4
                      The Broncos Offense that has been underperforming on PURPOSE in order to throw you guys off is going to have a field day.

                      They are going to rip that steel curtain off the shower, melt it down into a bowl, and just take a huge number 2 right inside of it.

                      Then, they are going to hand it to polamalu who is going to continue to rub it all into his hair.

                      His hair will then expand, because well it was broncos turd and its miraculous, and he will float away, with harrison on his foot.

                      Then, our defense is going to grab big ben by the "minute hand" and shove it up his "nostrils". He'll be running around with his "minute hand" up his "nostrils" all game long.

                      Mathew Prater is going to go out there and kick the ball 90 yards for a 9 point field goal.

                      Colquitt, well, i don't wanna tell you what he's gonna do... its a little gruesome...

                      It's gonna be an okay game:

                      Tebow 145
                      Steelers -1

                      (we take a point from you guys since we kinda helped you out by removing polamalu).
                      Time to get back in your cage. The Steeler Defense isn't as great as it once was. But it don't take much to stop a QB who couldn't hit his own foot with the ball. I'd take Big Ben on crutches over Teabow.

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                      • #12
                        I'll be impressed if Tebow throws for any more than 12 completions and 150 Yds, and/or runs for more than 30 yds. He hasn't faced a real defense yet, but he still was able to look extremely incompetent as an NFL QB. Your defense is good but they will have to hold the Steelers to less than 7 points to win this game.

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                        • #13
                          Curtain: A piece of material suspended at the top to form a screen, typically movable sideways along a rail, found as one of a pair at a window.


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                          FA Targets: DT Jason Jones, DT Pat Simms, S Reggie Smith, LB Dan Connor



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                          • #14
                            Lets see, would I rather have my defense's nickname be "Steel Curtain" which would represent an impenetrable barrier or "Orange Crush" which is a terrible tasting soft drink. I think I'll stick with the Steel Curtain.

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                              BTW, Steelers fans, please start telling your players that NO MEANS NO.
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