Best Raiders Jokes

[Broncoholic JS]

Let's hear them! Do you have a great joke about the Raiders?

(Please remember to keep it in COC and refrain from any profanity)

GO BRONCOS!!!

[notwithit]

Did you hear about the joke that Terrell Pryor told his receivers?

It went over their heads.

[notwithit]

What's the difference between an Oakland Raiders fan and a carp?

One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

[Houshmazode]

Their record over the last decade.

[notwithit]

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Raiders fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Raiders fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Raiders fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Broncos fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Broncos fan?' "Because my mom is a Broncos fan, and my dad is Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Broncos fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Raiders fan.'

[BroncoFanNC]

They just showed the preview for next weeks MNF, the didn't show the Raiders once, it was all Broncos highlights.

[johntbronco]

]Q: What do you call a drug ring in Oakland?
A: A huddle.
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Q: Four Oakland Raiders are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

[rst08tierney]

Jamarcus Russel ......oh wait, he's un defeated in the mile high city, never mind

[notwithit]

I set my DVR to record "The Biggest Loser" but it just kept recording Raiders' Football Games?!?!

[Atwnbroncfan]

I think their current team suffices as the punchline of a joke.

[johntbronco]

The Raiders have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.

[DevilSpawn]

I'm staying out of this but some of these are pretty damn funny!

[Broncoholic JS]

Recently, the Oakland SWAT Department was called to the Raiders training facility. The Raiders complained of an unusual white and colored substance on the field. They were unaware of this and were thinking it was a harmful substance. Upon further review, the police informed them that it was normal and every other team has seen it before. The cause of all the confusion was the endzone. The practice squad apparently scored on the first stringers.

No further investigation was ordered and the police told them to never call again.

[notwithit]

Recently, the Oakland SWAT Department was called to the Raiders training facility. The Raiders complained of an unusual white and colored substance on the field. They were unaware of this and were thinking it was a harmful substance. Upon further review, the police informed them that it was normal and every other team has seen it before. The cause of all the confusion was the endzone. The practice squad apparently scored on the first stringers.

No further investigation was ordered and the police told them to never call again.

Lol I just found this one too. So funny!

[GoManning]

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