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  • Smack Shack Joke of the Day thread

    I hope the Mods will agree, the Smack Shack needs its own Joke thread, geared to the type of humor we all really enjoy and which may not be acceptable elsewhere in the Forum.

    OK....I'll go first!


    What do you call six guys hanging around a bar, doodling on bar napkins, at 2:00AM on a cold Saturday night in February?



















    The Denver Broncos Final Pre-Game Staff Meeting, with Elway, Fox, etc., putting the finishing touches on their game plan for the following day's big showdown!

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    Aw, c'mon guys.....that was funny stuff!

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    • #3
      What do you call 53 men watching the superbowl on TV





      the New England Patriots
      What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
      I don't know and I don't care

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      • #4
        Originally posted by the0rangecrush View Post
        What do you call 53 men watching the superbowl on TV





        the New England Patriots
        Haha good one!
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          Q: What will happen if Tom Brady can't make the delivery of his child with Gisele Bundchen?


          A: Bill Belichick will tape it!
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            How many Patriots fans does it take to change a light bulb?


            A: None they are happy living in the Giants shadow!
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            • #7
              Q: What is the difference between a Patriots fan and a baby?


              A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by the0rangecrush View Post
                What do you call 53 men watching the superbowl on TV





                the New England Patriots
                HaHa.... OK, I'll give you props for that one. Good one, crush.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 58Miller View Post
                  Q: What is the difference between a Patriots fan and a baby?


                  A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
                  LOl....and I see somebody's been practicing for this moment!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Bojangles View Post
                    I hope the Mods will agree, the Smack Shack needs its own Joke thread, geared to the type of humor we all really enjoy and which may not be acceptable elsewhere in the Forum.

                    OK....I'll go first!


                    What do you call six guys hanging around a bar, doodling on bar napkins, at 2:00AM on a cold Saturday night in February?



















                    The Denver Broncos Final Pre-Game Staff Meeting, with Elway, Fox, etc., putting the finishing touches on their game plan for the following day's big showdown!
                    I lol'd. probably true.
                    :lombardi:2019 Adopt-A-Bronco: Dr. Dre'Mont Jones
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                    • #11
                      What's the difference between the way Belichick and Fox start their final SB prep meeting...?















                      Belichick starts out with a reminder..."Remember...no communication with the media rule is in full force and effect...'

                      Fox also starts out with a reminder..... "The drinks are on Pat, so don't be shy, guys! And would someone please pass me the napkins and crayons?"

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                        Q: Why do New England Patriots fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?


                        A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
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                          Q: You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

                          A: Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.
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                            Originally posted by baphamet View Post
                            Q: You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

                            A: Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.
                            Lol. Nice one!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by baphamet View Post
                              Q: You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

                              A: Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.
                              That would be the correct answer if you are not a Broncos fan.

                              If you are, you would shoot the Broncos fan and then yourself!

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