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  • #16
    Originally posted by Mr Bojangles View Post
    That would be the correct answer if you are not a Broncos fan.

    If you are, you would shoot the Broncos fan and then yourself!
    well of course! although in that scenario, being a bronco fan you would likely just end up shooting yourself in the foot.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by baphamet View Post
      well of course! although in that scenario, being a bronco fan you would likely just end up shooting yourself in the foot.
      Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?


      A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!_
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      • #18
        Originally posted by 58Miller View Post
        Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?


        A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!_
        Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?

        A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by 58Miller View Post
          Q: What is the difference between a Patriots fan and a baby?


          A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

          Originally posted by baphamet View Post
          Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?

          A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
          Come on at least come up with something that has not already been used in the same post. This is a pathetic attempt.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by 58Miller View Post
            Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?


            A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!_
            This is so true!
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            • #21
              one day a kc fan in a wheelchair, a blind bolts fan and a raider fan on crutches walked into a bar....after ordering a round they sat around talking about their teams, when they noticed jesus walk in and sit down.

              the chiefs fan called the barkeep...give jesus a round on me

              after jesus finished his drink , the bolt fan said...give jesus a round on me

              not to be outdone the raider fan did the same

              soon the fans started to leave and jesus stopped the chiefs fan...son whats wrong with you...the chiefs fan said I broke my back while working...jesus layed his hands on him and poof, the kc fan got out of his chair and ran out crying for joy

              he then stopped the bolt fan and said son, what is wrong...the man said I lost my sight in a accident, jesus layed his hands on him and poof...the bolt fan could see...he ran out crying for joy

              as the raider fan walked by jesus said son, what is wrong with you

              the raider fan screamed..DONT TOUCH ME IM DRAWING DISABILITY!!
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              when do native Americans become human and not mascots

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              • #22
                Originally posted by arapaho View Post
                one day a kc fan in a wheelchair, a blind bolts fan and a raider fan on crutches walked into a bar....after ordering a round they sat around talking about their teams, when they noticed jesus walk in and sit down.

                the chiefs fan called the barkeep...give jesus a round on me

                after jesus finished his drink , the bolt fan said...give jesus a round on me

                not to be outdone the raider fan did the same

                soon the fans started to leave and jesus stopped the chiefs fan...son whats wrong with you...the chiefs fan said I broke my back while working...jesus layed his hands on him and poof, the kc fan got out of his chair and ran out crying for joy

                he then stopped the bolt fan and said son, what is wrong...the man said I lost my sight in a accident, jesus layed his hands on him and poof...the bolt fan could see...he ran out crying for joy

                as the raider fan walked by jesus said son, what is wrong with you

                the raider fan screamed..DONT TOUCH ME IM DRAWING DISABILITY!!
                I think the state of California actually made it a disability by just being a Raider or Charger fan.
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