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  • Pre-Pre Season NFL Power Rankings

    I keep up, here we go,

    1. Philly Igles - Always pay tribute to last season's SB Champ in the pre-season power rankings.

    2. Denver Broncos - This team has a stacked roster and our favorite to win next year's Superbowl Championship. A mean fast defense and rejuvenated offense with a case Keenum that has been put into position to have the best year of his career. This winning franchise has shown recently they can make championships with average QB play. Unknown to most, Denver is absolutely stacked at the WR position. They are ready to explode.

    3. New England Pansies - Brady and Billicheck could be higher but Denver seems to have this teams number.

    4. Minny Vikings - This team is totally stacked with Kirk Cousins at the helm. Expect deep playoffs.

    5. Pittsburgh Steelers - Even amongst the Bell controversy, this team is an annual performer under the rap- Ben Rothlesburgers.

    6. Jax Jaguars - Defense wins championships in this league. Jax is stacked on D.

    7. Green Bay Packers - #12.

    8. San Francisco 49's - There's something happening here. GQ magazine has Jimmy G rated their top QB of next year.

    9. Dallas Cowboys - Last year was a down year, but the combination of Dak and Zeke won't be so contained this season.

    10. LA RAMS - Most will have La Rams higher, but this all-star team of hogans heroes is going to have some locker room disruption. The mix of inexperience and high maintenance personalities spells trouble. McVay's offense has had a whole offseason to undergo scrutiny where NFL defenses are going to begin to pick up on what's been going down in LA. Look to long time Denver great Aquib Talib to restore order if any hope of this franchise is manifest.

    11. Atlanta Falcons - Not far removed from a superbowl appearance this team added a big boy in Ridley at the WR position. Still, they are realing from "the comeback".

    12. Neworlens Saintz - Is this the last go round for Drew Brees? This year will be a doozy in Newolens

    13. Carolina Panthers - Having Cam "Where's Von?" Newton provides a wee bit of stability to this shell shocked team.

    14. Houston Texans - This team could very well be underrated as they've shown huge potential on offense under last year's rookie preformance.

    15. Kansas City Chiefs - Under Alex Smith this team would be top 5. I expect great setbacks on offense under the unproven Mahomes.

    16. Baltimore Ravens - Who knows what this storied franchise will produce this year?

    17. Cincy Sissy Bengals - Too much talent on this roster to drop much further. #17 is a good place for this average franchise.

    18. Tennessee Titans - Mariota has this year to prove if he is the real deal or not.

    19. Seattle Seahawks - This team has been shell shocked since "the play". A terrible offensive line and deverging defense... Seattle could very well be a dogone mess this year.

    20. Detroit Lions - Mathew Stafford has another tall order ahead of him this year. The annual gun slinger will keep them competetive in a tough division.

    21. Arizona Cardinals - Larry Fitzgerald was ranked by some smuck as below T.O. on an all time greatest WR's list. Who would do such a thing???

    22. LA CHARGERS - This team without a home... respectable quarterback... sense of identity... anything that resembles good football outside something of a decent roster "on paper" and will at least outplay the bottom of the barrel to the league. After their annual 0-4 start.

    23. Washington Red Skins - Losing Kirk Cousins is going to hurt this team right in the soul. Even though Alex Smith puts together about the same play as KC, this franchise has just failed to established any sense of identity or respect among the league in the last few decades. Just an organization that any player with any good will wants away from.

    24. Cleveland Browns - This team's roster IS SO HOT ON PAPER. CAN'T WAIT!!!! Rooting for these boys big time.

    25. New York Giants - They were really, really bad last year.

    26. TB Bucz - Because Winston? And Florida?

    27. NY Jets - So many people heart new york.

    28. Buffalo Bills - They really don't even have a QB. An annually tough defense might promote them from this lowly position.

    29. DA BEARS - When considering who's below them, they can't go lower. Should be higher but forgot about them until now.

    30. Indy Colts - This team has been snake bitten from "the decision" to let all time great #18 go to a much superior franchise to win :lombardi:

    31. Miami Dolphins - LOL Jay Cutler

    32. The Oakl-The Las Vegas- The where do they play again Raiders? We don't know. Neither do you. This cesspit and poor excuse for a decent football team that will never produce anything near a good example for young children in this country is really this year's #32 team. The Oakland Raiders are what's wrong, unholy, ungrateful about this NFL and even this country. The fact that so many uneducated and delusional individuals parade around wearing black and silver is absolutely embarrassing and the strongest testament towards China/Russia being the world's superpower. Such frequency of fans supporting this highly touted yet perennial bottom feeding franchise really speaks poorly of the USA. F.T.R.
    F.T.R.

  • #2
    Did you mean to post this in smack?
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Houshmazode
      Did you mean to post this in smack?
      Excuse me Houshazadont,

      What in the above post seems like it would indicate smack? To you?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Zealander
        Excuse me Houshazadont,

        What in the above post seems like it would indicate smack? To you?
        My bad, I skimmed through and saw Cincy Sissy Bengals and a couple other things. I agree about the Raiders.

        I enjoyed reading it through, though. :thumb:
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zealander
          Excuse me Houshazadont,

          What in the above post seems like it would indicate smack? To you?
          Originally posted by Zealander
          The where do they play again Raiders? We don't know. Neither do you. This cesspit and poor excuse for a decent football team that will never produce anything near a good example for young children in this country is really this year's #32 team. The Oakland Raiders are what's wrong, unholy, ungrateful about this NFL and even this country. The fact that so many uneducated and delusional individuals parade around wearing black and silver is absolutely embarrassing and the strongest testament towards China/Russia being the world's superpower. Such frequency of fans supporting this highly touted yet perennial bottom feeding franchise really speaks poorly of the USA. F.T.R.
          F.T.R.
          I don't care btw. Just pointing it out that this is technically smack, I'd say.

          Also, Jay Cutler doesn't play for the Dolphins.
          Last edited by ksubroncosfan; 08-06-2018, 03:26 PM.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Houshmazode
            My bad, I skimmed through and saw Cincy Sissy Bengals and a couple other things. I agree about the Raiders.

            I enjoyed reading it through, though. :thumb:
            Millennials....

            Apology Accepted,

            I tried to CP but "You have to spread your recognition of good positing around before CP'ing Houshmazadon't again"

            Go BRONCOS

            Last edited by Zealander; 08-06-2018, 03:21 PM.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ksubroncosfan
              "The where do they play again Raiders? We don't know. Neither do you. This cesspit and poor excuse for a decent football team that will never produce anything near a good example for young children in this country is really this year's #32 team. The Oakland Raiders are what's wrong, unholy, ungrateful about this NFL and even this country. The fact that so many uneducated and delusional individuals parade around wearing black and silver is absolutely embarrassing and the strongest testament towards China/Russia being the world's superpower. Such frequency of fans supporting this highly touted yet perennial bottom feeding franchise really speaks poorly of the USA. F.T.R.
              F.T.R."
              What......

              Exactly are you trying to say here? That's just some words I typed?

              Do you have a voice?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Houshmazode
                Did you mean to post this in smack?
                I think Zealander did mean to post this in smack! I love the Broncos but #2 in the rankings is a bit much so early.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zealander
                  What......

                  Exactly are you trying to say here? That's just some words I typed?

                  Do you have a voice?
                  Both of youse guyses non-use of the quote function is making this thread difficult to follow.



                  Edit: well now you fixed it.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Assassin27
                    I think Zealander did mean to post this in smack! I love the Broncos but #2 in the rankings is a bit much so early.
                    Bookmarked.

                    ten char

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Houshmazode
                      Both of youse guyses non-use of the quote function is making this thread difficult to follow.
                      It lost me when I saw us at #2.... but I do love the optimism!!!!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zealander
                        What......

                        Exactly are you trying to say here? That's just some words I typed?

                        Do you have a voice?
                        You asked where the smack was. Not that difficult.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Houshmazode
                          Both of youse guyses non-use of the quote function is making this thread difficult to follow.



                          Edit: well now you fixed it.
                          I still cant figure the multi-quote function out to be honest.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ebsoria
                            It lost me when I saw us at #2.... but I do love the optimism!!!!
                            E tu? Eb?

                            TEN

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Zealander
                              E tu? Eb?

                              TEN
                              Okay.. so I read more of it after that and I gotta admit.. it's kinda funny and entertaining.
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