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    Husker accident

    There was a Sooner, Longhorn, and a Husker who were out hunting. The Longhorne brought back a big buck.
    ''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
    ''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.''
    Then the Sooner brought back an elephant.
    ''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
    ''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.''
    Then the Husker came back all beat up.
    "What happened?" they all asked.
    "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."

    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."
    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!
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      Originally posted by rcsodak
      There was a Sooner, Longhorn, and a Husker who were out hunting. The Longhorne brought back a big buck.
      ''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
      ''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.''
      Then the Sooner brought back an elephant.
      ''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
      ''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.''
      Then the Husker came back all beat up.
      "What happened?" they all asked.
      "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."



      That's a good one.
      Darrent & Damien - Broncos 4ever


      "When you're not practicing, remember that someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win" - Ed Macauley

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        • #3
          Originally posted by rcsodak
          There was a Sooner, Longhorn, and a Husker who were out hunting. The Longhorne brought back a big buck.
          ''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
          ''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.''
          Then the Sooner brought back an elephant.
          ''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
          ''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.''
          Then the Husker came back all beat up.
          "What happened?" they all asked.
          "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."


          Lol, nice. Here in OK, they usually use Texas as the puchline.
          Go Huskers.

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            • #4
              LMAO....CP towards you, state jokes are always funny, like why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico....Because Oklahoma Sucks...lol...
              fight u dwn the fied..cu must win.. fight fight fr Victoy..cu knows no defet! so roll up the mighty score, Never Give in!!...shouler to shulder we will FIGHT..FIGHT ... FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

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                • #5
                  Originally posted by Nick7
                  Lol, nice. Here in OK, they usually use Texas as the puchline.

                  you live in OK??



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                  Myself, Shawn (a chefs fan) and Mike on our way home from the Sand Trap in June '06. (Mildenhall AFB)

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                    • #6
                      Originally posted by Straz1999
                      you live in OK??
                      I sure do.
                      Go Huskers.

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                        • #7
                          Originally posted by Nick7
                          Lol, nice. Here in OK, they usually use Texas as the puchline.
                          Definition of Irony.....

                          you live in OK, and are a Husker fan....


                          I live in NE, and am a Sooner fan....




                          .....Sports! You gotta love it!

                          To be honest, I found this and changed the names.....

                          ...it WAS the Longhorns, Aggies and Red Raiders.
                          "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
                          tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
                          men."
                          -- Samuel Adams

                          sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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                            • #8
                              Originally posted by rcsodak
                              Definition of Irony.....

                              you live in OK, and are a Husker fan....


                              I live in NE, and am a Sooner fan....




                              .....Sports! You gotta love it!

                              To be honest, I found this and changed the names.....

                              ...it WAS the Longhorns, Aggies and Red Raiders.

                              Lol, yeah.
                              Go Huskers.

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