NFL Sports Heroes: Marty "Midget" McFuggel

[Fargo]

Marty McFuggel | #83 | QB
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Birth Date: September 9, 1976..........Age: N/A
Birth Place: Perryville, TN..................Position: QB
Height: 5-3 .....................................Experience: 5 years
Weight: 287 lbs................................College: Boise State

TD: 12 INT: 2 YDS: 1020 RTG: 130.6

Biography:
Marty "Midget" McFuggel has defined himself as easily one of the greatest unknown quarterbacks of all time, beating the odds stacked up against his height, weight, and receding hair line. But where to start? The beginning of course.

In the beginning there was nothing; not even Marty McFuggel. But Marty had enough of that and the NFL was created. Inventing the West Coast style offense out of willpower alone, Marty earned a name for himself as one of --if not the greatest-- football minds of all time. Sadly, he was unknown, so nobody remembered it. Perhaps it was because he was short? Who knows. But some did know him, and that's why I'm writing this.


Marty won several accolades for his accomplishments on and off the field, but because he's forgotten, none of them really matter. Life wasn't all smiles for young Master Marty the Midget McFuggel, some people picked on him. They called him fat, short, and angry. He handled the criticism well though, and learned from his mistakes.

After 5 years of playing and recieving absolutely no attention, Marty decided it just wasn't worth it and quit.

In conclusion, Marty McFuggel is the greatest Buccaneer quarterback to have ever blessed the ground of Raymond James Stadium. He should be better known, but he isn't. The end.

[jetrazor74]

I think I remember this guy.

[JakeNbake]

Marty McFuggel | #83 | QB
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Birth Date: September 9, 1976..........Age: N/A
Birth Place: Perryville, TN..................Position: QB
Height: 5-3 .....................................Experience: 5 years
Weight: 287 lbs................................College: Boise State

TD: 12 INT: 2 YDS: 1020 RTG: 130.6

Biography:
Marty "Midget" McFuggel has defined himself as easily one of the greatest unknown quarterbacks of all time, beating the odds stacked up against his height, weight, and dinner plate. But where to start? The beginning of course.

In the beginning there was nothing; not even Marty McFuggel. But Marty had enough of that and the NFL was created. Inventing the West Coast style offense out of willpower alone, Marty earned a name for himself as one of --if not the greatest-- football minds of all time. Sadly, he was unknown, so nobody remembered it. Perhaps it was because he was short? Who knows.

Marty won several accolades for his accomplishments on and off the field, most notable being the NFL Star of Good. I mean, this guy crapped excellence. If there were Roman Gods, they would have worshiped him.

But life wasn't all smiles for young Master Marty the Midget McFuggel, some people picked on him. They called him fat, short, and angry. He was actually balding, but he hid that well because he was unknown. But some did know him, and that's why I'm writing this.

In conclusion, Marty McFuggel is the greatest Buccaneer quarterback to have ever blessed the ground of Raymond James Stadium. He should be better known, but he isn't. The end. (Or Fargo thought)

The Ballad of Marty McFuggel: Part I

Long before football was created Marty was outside when an odd object spontaneously appeared in his hand. The object was brown and oblong with laces across the middle of one of the seems.

Marty knew at that moment this object was created for him. Marty took the ball and threw it 4 miles. Marty took off running (well he calls it running you'd call it light speed) and within 30 seconds Marty found the ball.

Five minutes later, and one heart beat later for Marty. Football was invented. Marty was only 4 years old and Boise State had offered him a full ride scholarship to start as their QB.

In Marty's first awesome display of talent he had the ball on his own one yard line, he took center behind a man 20 times his size. Marty dropped back, and flicked his wrist. The ball rocketed through the air and was about to go through the field goal post when Marty appeared out of no where in mid air and dropped straight down into the endzone.

At this time every person within eye shot of Marty spontaneously died, and their bodies began to glow with awesome.


....(to be continued)

[Fargo]

I always cry at those endings, Jake. :salute!:

[JakeNbake]

This thread comes with a disclaimer if your face melts, it's not our fault.

Thank you.
Jake

[Starbroncs]

5-3 287? now thats a true bowling ball.

[Fargo]

5-3 287? now thats a true bowling ball.

That's not too inaccurate; his father was a wrecking ball.

I'm glad he's finally being recognized as the great man that he is.

[JakeNbake]

5-3 287? now thats a true bowling ball.

Funny you should say that. When Marty is bowling he throws him self down the lanes at the speeds of 10000000 miles per hour. The problem is, his head always breaks through the back wall.

[Starbroncs]

Funny you should say that. When Marty is bowling he throws him self down the lanes at the speeds of 10000000 miles per hour. The problem is, his head always breaks through the back wall.

sounds more like a meteor than a bowling ball.

[Fargo]

The Ballad of Marty McFuggel: Part II

And so, after the greatness exhibited at the Boise State game, Marty McFuggel made a simple wink and the fans began glowing even more awesome and life returned to their irradiated eyes.

Sadly people kept dying after watching replays caught on camera, so Marty burned the tapes.

Word got out fast of this victory -really fast. Immediately, the New Orleans Saints drafted Marty onto their team with no questions asked. And so Marty McFuggel's NFL career would begin.

Marty, of course, was a football god and was too good for the Saints, so he traded himself to Tampa Bay for all of their draft picks and team members.

At first, the Buccaneers fans were skeptical --There was only Marty on their team after all. In an act of pity and reassurance, Marty exclaimed "Fear not" and lifted his hands into the air.

From beneath his feet rose from the Earth a 500 foot statue of his five foot, three inch greatness. At the sight of such awesomeness, all of the Buccaneers fans died and their bodies too glowed with awesome.

Without a team or fans, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fell into the obscurity it is today. But there is still hope, for Marty still watches.

To be continued...

[JakeNbake]

The Ballad of Marty McFuggel: Part II

And so, after the greatness exhibited at the Boise State game, Marty McFuggel made a simple wink and the fans began glowing even more awesome and life returned to their irradiated eyes.

Sadly people kept dying after watching replays caught on camera, so Marty burned the tapes.

Word got out fast of this victory -really fast. Immediately, the New Orleans Saints drafted Marty onto their team with no questions asked. And so Marty McFuggel's NFL career would begin.

Marty, of course, was a football god and was too good for the Saints, so he traded himself to Tampa Bay for all of their draft picks and team members.

At first, the Buccaneers fans were skeptical --There was only Marty on their team after all. In an act of pity and reassurance, Marty exclaimed "Fear not" and lifted his hands into the air.

From beneath his feet rose from the Earth a 500 foot statue of his five foot, three inch greatness. At the sight of such awesomeness, all of the Buccaneers fans died and their bodies too glowed with awesome.

Without a team or fans, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fell into the obscurity it is today. But there is still hope, for Marty still watches.

To be continued...

I bet people can't wait for the next installment!

[Fargo]

I bet people can't wait for the next installment!

I bet you're right! Either that, or they're too dead to reply.

[JakeNbake]

This thread delivers the WIN!

[Fargo]

It's so beautiful!!!!

[JakeNbake]

This is not a shameless bump.