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    The Chiefs added Thomas Jones to their ranks,...

    The Chiefs added Thomas Jones to their ranks,
    gotta start somewhere 'cause this teams stanks,
    they spent most of last season shooting blanks,
    near the absolute rock bottom their team ranks,...
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    Chris Chambers signed for three more years,...

    Chris Chambers signed for three more years,
    joining the other Chiefs on their trail of tears,
    playing in KC has ruined all of their careers,
    Haley gets so little respect from his peers,
    because...
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    It is really hard not to laugh, sometimes I do. ...

    It is really hard not to laugh, sometimes I do.



    It's quite pathetic, they are on camera and audio recording when in my car. She offerred to S my D and that's just how she put it too. She...
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    Once again the Chargers came up short, they got...

    Once again the Chargers came up short,
    they got rocked by NY in their own fort,
    the once high octane O is down a quart,
    no surprise they get in and then abort,
    winning in the clutch is their last...
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    You can make admissions if you like, it's the...

    You can make admissions if you like, it's the honest way to go, but it will get you convicted in court. There are alot of cops out there who are relentless ticket writers, they don't care if you're...
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    jc13, I'm not from California, but I am a road...

    jc13, I'm not from California, but I am a road patrol deputy sheriff who has written plenty of stop sign tickets in my time. I think you'll find that the surcharge or court fee will surpass your...
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    Your Raiders blow and everyone agrees, they...

    Your Raiders blow and everyone agrees,
    they spend four quarters on their knees,
    the tie game at the start is just a tease,
    as teams beat Oakland with relative ease,

    at Raider games they...
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    The Chargers can not win in the clutch,...

    The Chargers can not win in the clutch,
    Lombardi's trophy is 1 they'll not touch,

    they win games during the year,
    but with the playoffs come fear,

    then they stink up the field very...
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    For so many years Al Davis has been nuts, here...

    For so many years Al Davis has been nuts,
    here are some reasons that I hate his guts,
    Al Davis' head is as fat as Jabba the Hut's
    doesn't know jack but his mouth never shuts,
    plus he's a strange...
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    I know of this coach named Todd, who was touted...

    I know of this coach named Todd,
    who was touted an offensive god,

    used to coach with the Cards,
    but now coaches these 'tards,

    and wishes he was with his old squad...:D
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    Tomlinson failed to show up when it mattered,...

    Tomlinson failed to show up when it mattered,
    each year SD Super Bowl hopes got shattered,
    when playing NY the Bolt Defense was battered,
    Norv kicked it onside 'cause they're so tattered,
    I'm...
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    Glad to be back from haitus, now lets chase 'em...

    Glad to be back from haitus, now lets chase 'em around the Smack Forum!! :logo:

    I've heard of this team from KC Missouri,
    who is headed down the toilet in a hurry,
    sure Jamaal Charles can scoot...
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    All of those wins with nothing to show, and the...

    All of those wins with nothing to show,
    and the 27th pick is no reason to crow,
    I think Charger fans may be a little slow,
    your Bolts have gone as far as they'll go,
    go to the playoffs Kaeding...
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    There is a pathetic franchise in Oakland CA, who...

    There is a pathetic franchise in Oakland CA,
    who wished that their owner would go away,
    he insists that JaMarcus will go out to play,
    though Bruce Gradkowski is better all day,
    he drafted the...
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    Heard that the Chiefs picked up Charlie Weis,...

    Heard that the Chiefs picked up Charlie Weis,
    I'm surpised they'd want him around for advice,
    I watched him put Notre Dame's future on ice,
    his ego is so large that they will pay the price,
    the...
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    The Raiders have a QB named Russell, who can not...

    The Raiders have a QB named Russell,
    who can not figure out the QB hustle,

    he drops back and throws picks,
    just like Shaq throws up bricks,

    seems there's more to QB than just muscle...
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    The problem I have with Norv Turner, is that he...

    The problem I have with Norv Turner,
    is that he seems to be a slow learner,

    his Bolts are destined to fail,
    because their defense is stale,

    and Lights-out is no longer an earner...:D
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    I wouldn't worry about the Charger fans, their...

    I wouldn't worry about the Charger fans, their constant failure should keep their egos in check.

    They got rid of Tomlinson now it is Sproles,
    say bye-bye to hopes of future Super Bowls,
    this...
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    Chief Briefs 2.0

    I know of this kid named Matt Cassel,
    last off-season he caused quite a hassle,

    coach couldn't get him under center,
    which allowed Kyle Orton to enter,
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    Charger Chants 2.0

    I have heard of this QB named Rivers,
    when the pressure's on him he shivers,

    he never stops running his mouth,
    though the Bolts keep headed south,

    and in the playoffs he never delivers...
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    Raider Rhymes 2.0

    (Lets' start with a limerick)

    I know of a coach named Cable,
    "wife-beating punk" is his label,

    the Raiders get no respect,
    'cause Al Davis' mind is wrecked,

    and winning for Oakland's a...
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    What's for Birthday...?

    What did you receive for a gift(s) the last time that you had a birthday...? :confused:

    ...or are you so old that you don't remember... :goofy:

    When you get to be the ripe old age of 31, you...
  23. Wow, the nerve of some people... ...waits...

    Wow, the nerve of some people...

    ...waits until I go to sleep and sneaks down to hack the account...good stuff... :confused:

    Proves my point right there...

    And for the record, I started the...
  24. Let me say as the "Law Man's" wife that all of...

    Let me say as the "Law Man's" wife that all of the things he decides to put on this web page I have a right to respond to.
    My beloved husband loves to call me all kinds of nasty things but he...
  25. Things that you've been paid to do...

    GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER....(Sheesh)

    It's a thread about jobs...

    I have:

    1.) Delivered Newspapers...as a boy, maybe 13 years old...

    2.) Worked as a farm-hand...good job, lots of...
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