Quote Originally Posted by diesel51 View Post
I hear that bees are afraid of the naked human body. If you're not shy and you really wanna get rid of them,

Strip off your clothes, grab the hive and peer inside with your left eye, scream, "Yo, you queen lovin bees, get a load of this!", throw the hive down to the ground with enough force to shatter their home, and as they come swarming out of the hive, shake your body with all you got screaming, "I'm gonna get you, and your big fat queen too!"

That should do the trick!