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  1. #241
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    From the 30's

    Lil Audrey Was Sitting on the Porch with Her Brother.

    She said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"

    Her brother jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Lil Audrey just laughed and laughed, because she knew it was only a nickel.


  2. #242
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    When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

  3. #243
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rastic View Post
    From the 30's

    Lil Audrey Was Sitting on the Porch with Her Brother.

    She said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"

    Her brother jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Lil Audrey just laughed and laughed, because she knew it was only a nickel.


    Dang... that's dark.....
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  4. #244
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    What do you get when you cross a dog and a cugar?
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    A: Trouble with the postman.


    What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?

    A lot of bites.

  5. #245
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    Did you hear the joke about the high wall?










    It's hillarious!

    I'm still trying to get over it.

  6. #246
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    I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

  7. #247
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    *2011 BCMB Locker Room Division I League Champion*
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