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    There are two types of people in this world:
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    1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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    Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarves are not happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rastic View Post
    Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarves are not happy.
    Very nice!!!
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    OK. A famous geeky joke:
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    There are 10 types of people in this world,
    those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    What did the DNA say to the other DNA?



    Do these genes make me look fat?

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    Ever hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

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    A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”

    God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”

    “God, how much is a million dollars?”

    “To me, it’s a penny.”

    “God, may I have a penny?”

    “Wait a minute.”

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    C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.


    The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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    What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?




    He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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    A man visits his psychiatrist for his weekly visit wrapped in saran wrap. His doctor says "I can clearly see you're/your nuts..."
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    Last edited by johntbronco; 09-12-2018 at 01:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post

    Seems legit to me!
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