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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    I am more interested in why the woman in the green sweater is holding up a Dorito. It's like she's afraid to touch it.

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    The lady with the Doritos was trying to see if she could enduce birth like in the commercial. Judging from her facial expression it worked
    Glen Haven Fire

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    I might have an open casket funeral...
    Remains to be seen.
    “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

    ― Mark Twain



  5. #260
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    A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
    It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
    “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

    ― Mark Twain



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    She guessed it was about 10 inches but it smelled more like a foot
    Red 98

    The early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

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  9. #264
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    A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says,


    "Make me one with everything."

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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    a buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says,


    "make me one with everything."
    buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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  13. #268
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    What did one fly say to the other at the bar?

    Is this stool taken??
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