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    Case Keenum is, as far as we know, still the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos. Not that is funny. NOT! 😭😭😭

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    Superbowl 50 MVP Von Miller on February 7th, 2016

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    Those in ag will understand....

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    "Let's just give them Keenum for an, "I owe you".

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    Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
    Superbowl 50 MVP Von Miller on February 7th, 2016

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    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.




    She still isn't talking to me.

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    And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".




    John came fifth and won a toaster.

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    so this old indian chief and an old calvary officer were sitting around the fire one night and the calvary officer asks the chief if he has a wife.

    The chief replies, "Yes, her name is three horses".

    the Officer looks at the chief with a very quizical look on his face and asks, " Three Horses"? What does that stand for"?



    The chief replies, "Nag, Nag, Nag".
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    "Let's just give them Keenum for an, "I owe you".

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    Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp.

    A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

    Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q."

    The genie says: "Done."

    Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.

    The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie: "Triple my I.Q."

    The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

    The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintiple my I.Q."

    The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

    The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

    "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe... won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?"

    But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."

    And she became a man.

    hahahahahahahaha
    a Sith Lord joke from way back....
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