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  1. #346
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    Two goldfish are in a tank.

    One looks to the other and says, “You man the guns while I drive."
    “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

    ― Mark Twain



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    How did Hitler tie his laces?


    In little Nazis
    “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

    ― Mark Twain



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    Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
    A: Because it was soda pressing.

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    http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l7...amp69/asdf.jpg
    "Let's just give them Keenum for an, "I owe you".

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    http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l7...amp69/asdf.jpg
    "Let's just give them Keenum for an, "I owe you".

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  11. #356
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    What do the Faiders and possums have in common?


    Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
    “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

    ― Mark Twain



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