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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12and4 View Post
    that makes 0 sense
    if by 0 u mean perfect

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    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Husband knows everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky The Sun Devil View Post
    if by 0 u mean perfect
    I think by 0 he means zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brancos View Post
    I think by 0 he means zero.
    Not be confused with, Oh!

    2013 Adopted Bronco - Duke Ihenacho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brancos View Post
    I think by 0 he means zero.
    but O and zero are totally different, jus look at how they are spelled

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    From my son;

    What does a pizza eat??

















    NOTHING!!!!!
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  7. #67
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    "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

    "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

    "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

    "He who laughs last thinks slowest"

    "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

    "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

    "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

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    Why are frogs so happy?


    They eat whatever bugs them!
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  9. #69
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    Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."

    "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

    "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

    "Why not?" asked the son.

    "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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    someone make me a rubberband sandwich.......................


    And make it snappy!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Minute Warning View Post
    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
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    Haha that was great :salute!:

    My mom would love that one... my dad is that kind of guy.

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    It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor’s door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. “WELL?” he shouted.


    “No,” moaned the man. “Sick.”
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    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?

    The salesperson answers, Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Workout Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

    The amazed father asks: It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a cute little key chain made with Ken's [expletive]!




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    A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.


    Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

    The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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    Q: why couldnt Helen Keller drive?




    A: Because she's a woman.

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