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  1. #3991
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    Quote Originally Posted by HUMCALC View Post
    Wouldn't that evoke images of wild bachelors or happy guys?
    Is an evocation as bad as an invocation?
    --I have 2 favorite teams - #1 Broncos, #2 whoever is playing against Dallas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandpa View Post
    Is an evocation as bad as an invocation?
    Would a vacation be more fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    Would a vacation be more fun?
    Depends on how many resident girls and how much alcohol is involved, doesn't it?
    --I have 2 favorite teams - #1 Broncos, #2 whoever is playing against Dallas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandpa View Post
    Depends on how many resident girls and how much alcohol is involved, doesn't it?
    If you have more than one girl who is a resident at your place, doesn't that make you a polygamist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLeeLeeS View Post
    If you have more than one girl who is a resident at your place, doesn't that make you a polygamist?
    Who said the participants have to be linked matrimonially?
    --I have 2 favorite teams - #1 Broncos, #2 whoever is playing against Dallas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandpa View Post
    Who said the participants have to be linked matrimonially?
    Could Grandpa simply be a Dirty Grandpa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    Could Grandpa simply be a Dirty Grandpa?
    Does grandma need to wash his mouth out with soap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLeeLeeS View Post
    Does grandma need to wash his mouth out with soap?
    Do you think that will help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HUMCALC View Post
    Do you think that will help?
    Did it help Ralphie from blurting out the "holy mother of dirty words"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    Did it help Ralphie from blurting out the "holy mother of dirty words"?

    What do you think Schwartz would have to say about that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rastic View Post
    What do you think Schwartz would have to say about that?
    Did he "Use the Schwartz"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    Did he "Use the Schwartz"?

    Would Darth Helmet approve of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLeeLeeS View Post
    Would Darth Helmet approve of that?
    Did you know that I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate?


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    Quote Originally Posted by johntbronco View Post
    Did you know that I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate?

    Did your father's army buddy's cousin's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend pass through Atlanta on his way to Florida about 20-years ago?
    https://media.giphy.com/media/cAgxSFqbyaQgeyY3VA/giphy.gif

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    Are all of you aware that I'm my own grandpa?
    --I have 2 favorite teams - #1 Broncos, #2 whoever is playing against Dallas.

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