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    A.a.a.d.d.....

    Subject: A. A. A. D. D.
    >
    > Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
    > Deficit Disorder.
    >
    > This is how it manifests:
    >
    > I decide to wash my car.
    > As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall
    > table.
    > I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
    > I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can
    > under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
    >
    > So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash
    > first.
    > But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out
    > the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
    >
    > I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check
    > left.
    > My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I
    find
    > the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
    >
    > I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside
    so
    > that I don't accidentally knock it over.
    > I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
    > refrigerator to keep it cold.
    >
    > As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the
    counter
    > catches my eye--they need to be watered.
    > I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that
    > I've been searching for all morning.
    >
    > I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water
    the
    > flowers.
    > I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water
    and
    > suddenly I spot the TV remote.
    >
    > Someone left it on the kitchen table.
    > I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the
    > remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide
    to
    > put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
    >
    > I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
    > So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
    > the spill.
    >
    > Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
    >
    > At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there
    is
    > a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered,
    there
    > is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't
    > find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
    >
    > Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
    > baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
    > I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
    > but first I'll check my e-mail.
    >
    > Do me a favor, will you? Send this message to everyone you know, because I
    > don't remember to whom it has been sent.
    > Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
    >
    > GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY...
    > GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL...
    > LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!
    >
    ....wife sent this to me,thought i would share it,man im tired!

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    Funny stuff.



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    And all this time I thought that was normal




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    Just don't take adderall!!! That is very addictive, I know by experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoviBronco
    And all this time I thought that was normal




    ...yes,i was never aware i had some sort of "condition"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Minute Warning View Post
    And all this time I thought that was normal



    It is normal Jovi....
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