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  1. #1741
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    Quote Originally Posted by shanniefly




    I like them both...of course...Ronde just doesn't get as much press!!!

    oppppps...sorry...these didn't post!!!
    Twins are very good to start the day with!
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    Can I play? I introduced myself about 10 pages back, and I think I need to post one of my favorite pictures....he's not a pro athlete, but he's still pretty good eye candy, methinks....

    Last edited by primadox; 01-23-2007 at 06:52 PM.
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    I am not a chick but check this hottie out. Number fifty four

    http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...postcount=1050
    http://www.buddhistedu.org/en/images/stories/Vanhoa/zen2.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by CB Bronco Fan
    I am not a chick but check this hottie out. Number fifty four

    http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...postcount=1050
    Are we going to get arrested for looking at that?
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    Some for the ladies:

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

    And they say blondes are
    dumb...

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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

    I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

    The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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    It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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    He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

    She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

    A: Gay

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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband
    .....Whoosh.....
    Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger
    .....Whoosh.....
    Immediately he turned ninety!!!

    Gotta love that fairy!

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    Dear Lord,

    I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.

    AMEN

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    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.

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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy.

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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
    your e-mail?

    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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  6. #1746
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapaibro
    Could be worse...













    naked Cinny worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinnamunmun
    Hey, I've seen the topless picture...






    And my eyes still hurt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapaibro
    Hey, I've seen the topless picture...






    And my eyes still hurt!
    Double

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapaibro
    Are we going to get arrested for looking at that?


    No you wont.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CB Bronco Fan
    No you wont.
    We likes to looks at the mens of the legal ages!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapaibro
    We likes to looks at the mens of the legal ages!
    I'm of legal age! What was wrong with my topless pic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinnamunmun
    I'm of legal age! What was wrong with my topless pic?
    Says it all really!
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    Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously


    1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

    2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.

    3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.

    4. I Just Got Lost In Thought...... It Wasn't Familiar Territory.

    5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

    6. 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name.

    7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

    8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.

    9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.

    10. He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest.

    11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

    12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

    13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.

    14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.

    15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.

    16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.

    17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.

    18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!

    19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

    20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!

    21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.

    22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-kinesis? Raise My Hand.

    23. Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark?

    24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

    25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.

    26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.

    27. Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.

    28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.

    29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

    30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?

    31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.

    32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

    33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.

    34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

    35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?

    36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened?

    37. Just Remember ....... If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off.

    38. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright ......... Until You Hear Them Speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapaibro
    Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

    ROTFL!!!!!! That is priceless; now I have to clean the coffee off of my keyboard....thanks....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapaibro
    Says it all really!
    Thats no fair! You all get to see me topless, but here I am up a river without a paddle!

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