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    Rough day. Thanks for the smiles. I can always count on you all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peanut View Post
    Rough day. Thanks for the smiles. I can always count on you all.
    :hugs: and puns!!!
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    What did the big bucket say to the little one?
    Your looking a little pail

    What did jaws tell us while she ate a clownfish?
    It tastes a little funny

    How much does paxton lynch pay for corn?
    a buccaneer

    Hope your days going better Peanut!

    Lol at LT and the Ras's sad tombone
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    A dog limps into a bar and says- "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa'......"
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    I heard Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date.

    I was like O-Mg!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ebsoria View Post
    I heard Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date.

    I was like O-Mg!!!!!
    These need to come with a warning or something.

    Thought I'd try this out on the wife. She texted back, "ugh... shouldn't you be working?"

    We may need counseling.

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    Ras your first mistake was repeating something Eb or i have said to your wife lol. Save the counseling money and let eb or i counsel you
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    You guys are great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by armedequation View Post
    Ras your first mistake was repeating something Eb or i have said to your wife lol. Save the counseling money and let eb or i counsel you
    That could be dangerous... and FUN!!!!
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    Here's another, then I'll try to stop turning this into the joke thread and just bump that one......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebsoria View Post
    That could be dangerous... and FUN!!!!
    we should start our own PI/counseling firm! the name of it can be Hugs 'n' Puns lol


    theres a joke thread? Is that what the complaint department is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by armedequation View Post
    we should start our own PI/counseling firm! the name of it can be Hugs 'n' Puns lol


    theres a joke thread? Is that what the complaint department is?
    Let's do it!

    And, yes, there is a Daily Joke Thread. I'll go bump it with a joke after I find it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by armedequation View Post
    Ras your first mistake was repeating something Eb or i have said to your wife lol. Save the counseling money and let eb or i counsel you

    You guys talk to his wife? Yep, Rastic, you may need A LOT counseling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ebsoria View Post
    Here's another, then I'll try to stop turning this into the joke thread and just bump that one......

    Good one, this one really made me laugh, glad I wasn't drinking while reading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL BRONCO View Post
    You guys talk to his wife? Yep, Rastic, you may need A LOT counseling.
    You read that wrong. He repeats stuff we say to him to his wife.

    Quote Originally Posted by FL BRONCO View Post
    Good one, this one really made me laugh, glad I wasn't drinking while reading.
    It did the same for me. Rarely when I post "LOL" do I actually "LOL"... that one did it to me.

    Starting my day off with a nice cold brew! I cheated and bought one with my weekly Power Ball ticket. Hoping I get to win and host a game in Denver with a lot of you folks!
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