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    Shocking New Development!!!

    The news has been slow this wknd, so I thought I would take this opportunity to enhance my knowledge of the members of broncomania. Starting with our most famous critic: Broncos Mtn Man. The negativity the loathing, the anger, whats it all about...we need to know more.

    My team of investigators (myself and google), have spent an inordinate amount of time (about 6-7 minutes) researching his background. To find the truth we had to journey far far away (Arizona), to a time long ago (2002)....

    Picture Nov 28th, 2002, for Jake another Sunday afternoon loss with the woeful Cardinals. In a moment of post game weakness Jake lets out a guttural truth that was transcribed for history by a nearby reporter (he shall remain nameless to protect his identity) The comment seemed innocent at the time, but would years later be the very foundation of this here investigation.

    "Well, I think I am my worst critic."
    --Jake Plummer (in a guttural truth type voice)

    8 simple words (and no, they wont help date anyones teenage daughter) and therein lay the truth.

    Have you figured it out yet?

    Dare I ask can anyone name a worse critic of Plummer, than Broncos Mtn Man.

    So if Mtn Man is Plummers worst critic, and Plummer is his own worst critic, than.....



    BRONCOS MTN MAN IS JAKE PLUMMER!!!!!

    The truth is out there, we just have to find it. Next week more on the striking similarites between Topscribe and broncos cheerleader Kollette Klassen.

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    Add to that the fact that during commentary this season, sorry but I can't remember the game, the announcer actually referred to Jake as Mountain Man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Den21-Bal19
    Add to that the fact that during commentary this season, sorry but I can't remember the game, the announcer actually referred to Jake as Mountain Man
    Startling news break...the floodgates have opened. It was there all along. Its like Mtn Man had the matrix pulled over our eyes. But I just popped the red pill, and here we go.

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    If it's true then wicked sweet. If not then nice conspiracy

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    Kinda fits, bronco mtnman, Jake having the mountain look. I wouldn't doubt it but it is very unlikely that he would ever admit it if he was him. So i'll keep assuming he is a regular poster who dislikes Jake Plummer(as do I).

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    Quote Originally Posted by ydave77
    The news has been slow this wknd, so I thought I would take this opportunity to enhance my knowledge of the members of broncomania. Starting with our most famous critic: Broncos Mtn Man. The negativity the loathing, the anger, whats it all about...we need to know more.

    My team of investigators (myself and google), have spent an inordinate amount of time (about 6-7 minutes) researching his background. To find the truth we had to journey far far away (Arizona), to a time long ago (2002)....

    Picture Nov 28th, 2002, for Jake another Sunday afternoon loss with the woeful Cardinals. In a moment of post game weakness Jake lets out a guttural truth that was transcribed for history by a nearby reporter (he shall remain nameless to protect his identity) The comment seemed innocent at the time, but would years later be the very foundation of this here investigation.

    "Well, I think I am my worst critic."
    --Jake Plummer (in a guttural truth type voice)

    8 simple words (and no, they wont help date anyones teenage daughter) and therein lay the truth.

    Have you figured it out yet?

    Dare I ask can anyone name a worse critic of Plummer, than Broncos Mtn Man.

    So if Mtn Man is Plummers worst critic, and Plummer is his own worst critic, than.....



    BRONCOS MTN MAN IS JAKE PLUMMER!!!!!

    The truth is out there, we just have to find it. Next week more on the striking similarites between Topscribe and broncos cheerleader Kollette Klassen.
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    That's so weird.

    I was going to suggest that mntman was Jake Plummer and that he was just constantly knocking himself in order to drum up sympathy.

    I guess you beat me to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ydave77
    The news has been slow this wknd, so I thought I would take this opportunity to enhance my knowledge of the members of broncomania. Starting with our most famous critic: Broncos Mtn Man. The negativity the loathing, the anger, whats it all about...we need to know more.

    My team of investigators (myself and google), have spent an inordinate amount of time (about 6-7 minutes) researching his background. To find the truth we had to journey far far away (Arizona), to a time long ago (2002)....

    Picture Nov 28th, 2002, for Jake another Sunday afternoon loss with the woeful Cardinals. In a moment of post game weakness Jake lets out a guttural truth that was transcribed for history by a nearby reporter (he shall remain nameless to protect his identity) The comment seemed innocent at the time, but would years later be the very foundation of this here investigation.

    "Well, I think I am my worst critic."
    --Jake Plummer (in a guttural truth type voice)

    8 simple words (and no, they wont help date anyones teenage daughter) and therein lay the truth.

    Have you figured it out yet?

    Dare I ask can anyone name a worse critic of Plummer, than Broncos Mtn Man.

    So if Mtn Man is Plummers worst critic, and Plummer is his own worst critic, than.....



    BRONCOS MTN MAN IS JAKE PLUMMER!!!!!

    The truth is out there, we just have to find it. Next week more on the striking similarites between Topscribe and broncos cheerleader Kollette Klassen.
    Hahahaha..funniest post i've read in this section in quite some time!!!
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    And thus we all now have a wonderful example of the term 'self-loathing'.
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    Thanks, Snk16!!

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    Hilarious post and great detective work.



    You must spread some Contributor Status around before giving it to ydave77 again.

    Ah well, I tried.

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    wow. this explain everything! sriosuly it all makes prefect sense.

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    I wasn't going to buy into this theory. But mntman's lack of response is causing me to believe.
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    I know, I cant believe Mtn Man, I mean Jake hasnt tried to silence the truth. The end game is near.

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    Thats deserves a CP
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    Quote Originally Posted by ydave77
    The news has been slow this wknd, so I thought I would take this opportunity to enhance my knowledge of the members of broncomania. Starting with our most famous critic: Broncos Mtn Man. The negativity the loathing, the anger, whats it all about...we need to know more.

    My team of investigators (myself and google), have spent an inordinate amount of time (about 6-7 minutes) researching his background. To find the truth we had to journey far far away (Arizona), to a time long ago (2002)....

    Picture Nov 28th, 2002, for Jake another Sunday afternoon loss with the woeful Cardinals. In a moment of post game weakness Jake lets out a guttural truth that was transcribed for history by a nearby reporter (he shall remain nameless to protect his identity) The comment seemed innocent at the time, but would years later be the very foundation of this here investigation.

    "Well, I think I am my worst critic."
    --Jake Plummer (in a guttural truth type voice)

    8 simple words (and no, they wont help date anyones teenage daughter) and therein lay the truth.

    Have you figured it out yet?

    Dare I ask can anyone name a worse critic of Plummer, than Broncos Mtn Man.

    So if Mtn Man is Plummers worst critic, and Plummer is his own worst critic, than.....



    BRONCOS MTN MAN IS JAKE PLUMMER!!!!!

    The truth is out there, we just have to find it. Next week more on the striking similarites between Topscribe and broncos cheerleader Kollette Klassen.
    LMAO!!!! CP FOR YOU!

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