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  1. #1
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    Things We Have Learned From Childern

    Here are a few of the things we have been taught buy young childern:

    A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    A 3 year old child's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.

    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

    When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

    A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    When you hear the toilet flush along with the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke (and lots of it).

    A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

    Certain Lego blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.

    Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    Super glue is forever.

    No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

    Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    VCRs do not eject sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.

    Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    You probably don't want to know what that smell is.

    Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

    Plastic toys do not like ovens.

    The fire department in my town has a 5 minute response time.

    The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    The spin cycle on the washing machine does make cats dizzy, however.

    Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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    I do believe this is a repost from a while back. There was a big discussion on how dangerous the clorox and brake fluid was.

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    You missed one.

    My daughter likes to blow up balloons, rub her socked-feet back and
    forth on the carpet several times, and then touch me. SHOCK!
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

    John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaileyTheBest
    60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

    I wondered if I had any bleach when I read this, I know I have some brake fluid.

    There are two kinds of teams in the AFCW; The losers and the Broncos!!!

    I Support our Troops!
    How do you expect me to have a RED WHITE and BLUE sig when the background is obnoxious white?

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    Sharing means giving up the nutter butter you have licked all the peanut butter off of in trade for dad's nutter butter with peanut butter still on it.

    A screwdriver will fit in the floppy disk drive.

    A floppy disk drive that has had a screwdriver stuck in it will no longer save your microsoft money backup file.

    It IS completely necessary to try to put your finger through the monitor when showing the highlights of barbie.com to your sister.

    Strawberry jelly is virtually impossible to get off a computer monitor.

    Just a few my kids have taught me
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