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    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Well this is an extremely fun game to play. It's easy.

    You basically corrupt a wish and then make your own wish.

    Example

    Person A: I wish that Carmen Electra was my wife.

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    Person B: Your wish comes true! But, after the "I do's" are said, she immediately divorces after a two-second marriage.

    I wish I had the most posts on this forum.

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    Person C: Your wish comes true! The forum contains nothing but novel length post by you! All containing confessions to unsolved murders around the world. Due to the nature of the posts being so accurate in their description of things that only the killer would know, the FBI hauls you off the San Quentin where you spend 25 years getting @$$ raped by gang bangers until your given the injection.

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    Get it?

    I'll start.

    I wish I could hit like how Sean Taylor jacked up Brian Moorman in the Pro Bowl, except I would be doing that every play even vs. a Center or Nose Tackle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickTranOwnz
    Well this is an extremely fun game to play. It's easy.

    You basically corrupt a wish and then make your own wish.

    Example

    Person A: I wish that Carmen Electra was my wife.

    ///////////////////////////////////////

    Person B: Your wish comes true! But, after the "I do's" are said, she immediately divorces after a two-second marriage.

    I wish I had the most posts on this forum.

    ///////////////////////////////////////

    Person C: Your wish comes true! The forum contains nothing but novel length post by you! All containing confessions to unsolved murders around the world. Due to the nature of the posts being so accurate in their description of things that only the killer would know, the FBI hauls you off the San Quentin where you spend 25 years getting @$$ raped by gang bangers until your given the injection.

    ///////////////////////////////////////

    Get it?

    I'll start.

    I wish I could hit like how Sean Taylor jacked up Brian Moorman in the Pro Bowl, except I would be doing that every play even vs. a Center or Nose Tackle.
    Your wish comes true! But with every hit your breath becomes worse smelling and no tooth paste or mouth wash could cure it.


    I wish I was LT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chidoze
    Your wish comes true! But with every hit your breath becomes worse smelling and no tooth paste or mouth wash could cure it.


    I wish I was LT!!
    But then you'd play for the Chargers.



    I wish I didn't have to work ever again.



    PEACE!!!
    JEEP
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    PEACE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING
    But then you'd play for the Chargers.



    I wish I didn't have to work ever again.



    PEACE!!!
    Granted! But you run out of money after two days. You are forced onto the streets and you died in a drive-by shooting after some gangsters wanted the belt you were wearing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickTranOwnz
    Granted! But you run out of money after two days. You are forced onto the streets and you died in a drive-by shooting after some gangsters wanted the belt you were wearing.

    Do you not have a wish?
    Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmithOverTO
    Do you not have a wish?
    Whoops - I wish Brett Favre retired his ass right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickTranOwnz
    Whoops - I wish Brett Favre retired his ass right now.

    Granted, but Brett Favre at his Hall of Fame induction he mentions your name and calls you a bloody fool. You are banished to Andorra.
    Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmithOverTO
    Granted, but Brett Favre at his Hall of Fame induction he mentions your name and calls you a bloody fool. You are banished to Andorra.
    Don't forget your wish now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickTranOwnz
    Don't forget your wish now!

    Augh....The Rockies win the World Series in 2007. And I live to see it.
    Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmithOverTO
    Augh....The Rockies win the World Series in 2007. And I live to see it.
    But one day after they win it the title is taken away from them because they games had been fixed.

    I wish I could go and watch the Denver Broncos.

    How about a magic trick?

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    I wish Denver could get the #1 pick for Jake Plummer

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoSexyDaddy
    I wish Denver could get the #1 pick for Jake Plummer
    The Broncos do get the no.1 pick in the draft for Jake Plummer. But we use it on a punter who averages 20 yards per punt.

    How about a magic trick?

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    Gah! Don't forget to make a wish

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    I wish American Football became international, with other leagues such as EFL (European Football League) and AFL (Asian Football League).

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickTranOwnz
    Gah! Don't forget to make a wish
    I made a wish.

    No one corrupted it.

    How about a magic trick?

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