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    New Teeth

    I am sure you guys will like this....



    This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and his new
    >> dentures were being broken in.
    >>
    >> The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
    >> The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third
    >> Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
    >>
    >> When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this
    >> way: "The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second
    >> Sunday, my new dentures were still hurting me a lot. The third
    >> Sunday, I
    >> accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I just couldn't shut up."

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    uhhhhhhhhh what?


    can someone explain this to me

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    never mind.

    now that i figured out what a denture was i understand it now.

    ha!

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    I just can't imagine what he's talking about KCLady!

    j/k Of course, he's referring only to his wife. You and I are the quiet types.
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

    John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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    I love it and all out of cp. My wife nor I wear dentures but if and when we do. I'll give it a try.
    Thanks for the Sig "rjent"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16milehigh87 View Post
    I love it and all out of cp. My wife nor I wear dentures but if and when we do. I'll give it a try.
    grooooose...

    the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do....
    - T Jefferson

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    must spread cp blah blah blah

    I will try and remember

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